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115 Pieces Missing, Women in Beige, and Requiem for a Boxman
July 09, 2019

Agents Ralph and Diego have some catching up to do. Their weekly reports haven't been sent to headquarters in a month because Ralph has been spending too much time mixing the top secret recordings, trying to make them more listenable, and Diego hasn't exa

114 The Curse of Lincoln's Hand Part IV: The Prophecy of Veteran 77A
June 24, 2019

With both the Third and Sixth Amendments wished away by Lincoln's Hand, the New Confederacy is well on their way to bringing about their Confederate Dystopia. After being flung into the woods by Sketch's reckless driving, Age wakes up pinned to her crashe

113 The Curse of Lincoln's Hand Part III: Starwoman Returns
June 12, 2019

Age and Sketch are hot on Fugue State Ken's trail of bodies when Sketch suddenly notices someone he thought long gone from his past zoom by on familiar sounding rollerskates. Age's trailer immediately goes flying off the hitch as Sketch speeds up to find

112 The Curse of Lincoln's Hand Part II: Vet Smart
May 31, 2019

The treehouse kids' wish to remove the Third Amendment with Lincoln's hand worked, leaving Ken, Sketch, & Age with no memory of the United States having an amendment prohibiting soldiers from being posted in people's homes. They don't remember a time

111 Age Moves In, Back to the Treehouse, & the Curse of Lincoln's Hand
May 15, 2019

It's time to get back to work, but Ken and Sketch are going to be having a permanent guest tag along with them on their route. Newly fired and newly homeless, Age asks if she can crash with them, which they quickly agree to, after all, she only has one su

110 Detroit. Rock. City.
May 04, 2019

420 was days ago, but Ken and Sketch have lost all concept of time and space. After wandering off into the Wisconsin wilderness from Milwaukee, they find themselves in a Spencer’s Gifts in Oconomowoc. Age (aka Adrienne) shows up out of nowhere in the USPU

109 Bush Protest, An Old Friend, & a Touch of Cannibalism
April 17, 2019

Ken and Sketch decide to take a day trip to Madison on their day off and run into their old friend, Adrienne. She is at the capitol to protest the United States invading Iraq under false pretenses and informs Ken and Sketch that we just started a war (the

108 Picking up D-Mike, Road Bongs in Traffic, & Kids with Guns
March 13, 2019

Ken's brother, D-Mike is in town from New Jersey and Ken & Sketch are picking him up from the bus station. They're looking forward to spending some quality time and seeing the sights, but first they have to finish their route. However, all goes awry w

107 Tree House Kids visit USPUSS, Getting Pokey, & Returning the Haunted Skin-Couch
March 07, 2019

While Ken and Sketch are taking a breather from the work day to watch Predator in the break room, the maniacal kids Billy and Timmy from the tree house show up at the USPUSS facility. And they want their skin couch back. And the couch is haunted or someth

103 First Day, Tree House, & Blockbuster
January 22, 2019

Having spent their signing bonus, Ken and Sketch find themselves still needing to furnish the back of the USPUSS truck, their current home. While on their route, they spot the perfect chairs up in a treehouse and decide to snag them. Little do they know w