A Memoir of Selected Tweets

Bacon’s Log: A Short Novel in Word Form by Clam Simmons Table of Contents Foreword: By Author   Prologue: A Pre-Chapter Chapter 1: The Early Education of Honus Bacon Chapter 2: Petty Living Page Chapter 3: Bulge Fusion Chapter 4: South Country...

Rap Snacks Taste Test. Imitation Crab Meat Sales. Captain D's Coupons. Phone call from Drango.

Excuse the coupon clipping-coupon corner is coming out with the hottest deals and steals-spilling the beans about the price predators along the way.

Recorded live in the graveyard.