A 'cast wherein I'm on vacation. The Hearty, Never-Say-Die Companion's life consists of three things: Surprise moves, no sleep and work woes. We suss out the differences between facetious and sarcasm, answer fanmail and decide that pre-flight bullshit i

A 'cast wherein I don't cut absolutely everything for some reason... TROMS... Music for this episode was made by the wonderful Seven Fields of Aphelion.

A 'cast wherein the Hearty, Never-Say-Die Companion's life is "ugh". A story about mouthpunching is regailed after the incredibly old Antisocial Brigand was lied to. Tales of Podcast Future Passed. You can't escape trains, they's all over the damn plac

A 'cast wherein the LOOV Trilogy is completed. A brief explanation about how The Antisocial Brigand hates absolutely everything he does and is apparently bad at anatomy but not really. The Faux Pas comes up and quickly subsides into more talk about pizz

A 'cast wherein future plans are discussed again but will prove to be fruitless. Hypotheticals are discussed and almost immediately dismissed. We lay out bare the risks of sperm, thumbs up butts and male genites. And then finish out the episode with big c

A 'cast wherein there was a Game of Trivia and someone accrued victory. How do car colors define the race of the person driving it? If anyone registers Squeedlyboop.com we're going to have some difficulties in our relationship. GRUNTs and Europe are b

A 'cast wherein Jews and bros are exodusing the fuck out of this piece, maybe. Snow was shat north of the Mason-Dixon and dudes are shoveling slash handicapped. The Hearty, Never-Say-Die Companion updates us on his car title woes. Jewcob gets mad but i

A 'cast wherein people want to buy guns from the Hearty, Never-Say-Die Companion. We discuss a latent blackm'n and how we totally aren't racist, you honkeys. Macklemore and Lewis are fun and everything, but, seriously, come on. Really? Someone went to

A 'cast wherein Wiferton Gooms and The Antisocial Brigand eat cake and talk about inane bullshit like dating and dungeons and dragons. At least we don't LARP. Oh, and, you get a song at the end! And at the beginning! It's Passion Pit's 'I'll Be Alrigh

A 'cast wherein The Hearty, Never-Say-Die Companion shares with us a sad story of love, loss and pizza. It is a chilling and riveting tale that is punctuated by a question of how he 'bates. We're getting used to our new schedule which involves being tes