A 'cast wherein they won't come out tonight. Soundchecks and coworkers and golf fucking suck and are terrible. Horrific wounds are also terrible. As are Japanese sports comics. We later discuss school shit and how being a geek pays off sometimes.

A 'cast wherein you're a firework. Because those happened this week and who cares? Also my cousin might have impregnated a woman, but it's doubtful since he's not a retarded person, unlike some other guy we know who gets down on some incestuous gray 'tan

A 'cast wherein a kitten was missing. But now she's probably pregnant so... whatever. What's more important is that JonTron is missing and that's ruining my shit. We also discuss weightyness and then some music because that never happens anymore.

A 'cast wherein a Canadian and an Antisocial Brigand discuss the gaming community, rape as jokes, and playing MOBAs.

A 'cast wherein a Canadian is present and wonderful. We discuss the XBone and how absolutely atrocious it is. Also other video game related stuff.

A 'cast wherein it's the hundredth episode and it's all just a long diatribe on how one weekend in March fucking sucked.

A 'cast wherein development is arrested and spoilers are many. It turns out that bionic dolphins are liars and sneaks and Walt Disney World is a center for childish enjoyment and happiness until about 5 PM.

A 'cast wherein ALLEN LARGE is in danger! We self-plug and that's ridiculous. Bandfest is coming up and who really cares? We show concern for each other due to phriendship, like how the lathe bangery goes and also The Hearty, Never-Say-Die Companion's

A 'cast wherein there is passion. The Antisocial Brigand got some cool stuff at Disney World and wants everyone to know for some reason, then he discusses his Twitter girlfriend. The dog has allergies and is annoying, yet again! We answer your question

A 'cast wherein there aren't boroughs. We discuss the life and times of being a doctor and going to Warshington. We continue with other strange midwest bullshit and language. Afterward there is some ridiculous notion of planes, trains and kingsmootmobi