A rant from Rob about Patton Oswalt leads Gavin to request a debate between Rob and Patton Oswalt. Other topics: The National League Argo The Campaign Beltway Series Buckethead The 300 Spartans Wake Up, Geek Culture. Time to Die by Patton Oswalt Boba Fet

In a meta conversation, we talk about starting the show back up and discuss some topics for future podcasts. Merlin Mann 4"x6" index cards Soothsayer in Aisle Five by Gavin St. Ours

Michael Bay. Ugh. There were so many terrible, terrible, pointless Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figures. We don't have much of a "legacy" to hold onto, but Michael Bay? Michael fucking Bay? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fan FictionThese Thoughts by Darke

It's story time! If you live in a major city, there's a pretty good chance that you've seen someone masturbating in public. A few years ago Rob painted the walls of a certain bakery in New York City, and here's the story of that horrid, horrid night. Gavi

CALL IN QUESTION: Answer this F/M/K - Moother Teresa / Ghandi / Pope Pope Benedict Dana notices that Gavin has two voices. The one he uses in every day life, and the other that he uses to talk about movies. Gavin gets going on a rant to end all rants, t

Thanks to Cody for the voicemail to start the show! Gavin's got a new job, with a side of awkwardness. Dana is back, and we somehow get to talking about hanging out with young girls. Dana's hanging out with young girls lately, but it's all burlesque and

Left to our own devices (no Dana this week), we start combing Craigslist for weird stuff... and we find it in spades! Also, did ou know that we launched a new website? IMDBoner is our new baby that we created with Chris from the skint. To accompany toda

Now that Gavin's an Amazon Prime member, we revisit the topic of subscribing to toilet paper. "There's always that guy with a gun." - Gavin Would you eat a human eyeball for $10,000? We start there, and descend into madness as the Man with a Gun returns

We're back for real this time. We start with a little insight about our creative process, but it's a shame because Rob doesn't have a creative process opener. And we get the episode number WRONG in the process. Whoops. Whatever. Gavin's got a job, Rob's

Why aren't you calling us? Let's make a deal. You make a phone call, we play it on the air... We go to SXSW and meet Captain Crazy Pants, who is the purveyor of withoutpants.com. We go to Brooklyn and walk up Park Slope's Fifth Avenue.