Less techno. More mermaid. Please and thanks.

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew churns through "Sharknado 4: Guess We're Just Gonna Keep Making These."

ZOOmbies: A movie for folks who thought the science of Jurassic Park was too complicated and the bloody animal attacks in Sharknado were too tame.

It's Ahnold vs. Terror in this mostly-forgotten, early 2000s action flick. Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they punch their way through Collateral Damage!

An Evil Clown! Partying Teens! Buckets of Blood! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew attends the world's worst birthday celebration. It's their party, and they'll die if they want to.

Three sisters arrive in a small town just in time to enjoy the curse of The Hollow!

4 Friends, 3 Ghosts, 1 Ouija Board and zero fun. This Halloween, we take on the lowest of low budgets for the highest in Craptacular-ness!

SyFy takes synergy to the next level with a freshly-Twitter-fied SHARKNADO 3: PUT A BIRD ON IT...whoops no, it's... OH HELL NO!

Chill out when the McDLT of meteors turns a small town into a frigid nightmare!

Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as we take a swing at 2015's upcoming summer blockbusters!