The Cinema Craptaculus Crew discovers the ultimate punishment isn't a gory end at the hands of a death god. It's the 90 minutes you'll never get back.

Globe-trotting has never been deadlier...or more difficult to follow! Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew for another spin with Fin in SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING!

Dive into the murky waters of a pro-environment, anti-government Jaws ripoff in this classic episode unearthed from the Cinema Craptaculus Vault!  

It's 2017, and the Cinema Craptaculus Crew is heading into another long, hot summer with high hopes and low expectations as they assess this season's blockbusters-in-waiting.

Charlie Sheen revs up for revenge and Sherilyn Fenn rides shotgun!

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a "Deadshot" (sorrynotsorry!) at SUICIDE SQUAD. Hope they don't miss!

Gentlemen, start your engines! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew quenches their bloodlust with the road race to end all road races! It's MARIO KART THE MOV-- Ooops, we mean... DEATH RACE 2050!

Santa! Krampus! Shatner! Christmas Eve has never been more Craptacular!

Wow. Someone actually made this.

This is why we SKIPPED our high school reunions.