Disney Evans learns in a cringey way that being a school ambassador is not for her.

Barbara tells of a time her father was the target of a flying squirrel with a vendetta.

Colleen shares a story from first grade about a slide that was slippery for all the wrong reasons.

Just to be clear, Karen, this episode contains Santa spoilers!

The Baffled Buffoon has a black and white printer that is printing red lines. Impossible!

Cameron's dad enjoys a chunk of used peanut butter. Cynthia gives herself mini hickeys.

John thinks grandmas are hot. Hana's brother is going to end up in prison.

Coleen's boyfriend goes after the wrong set of legs in the pool. James makes a huge mistake when filling his dog's water bowl.

Savealife78's husband needs a little help to fulfill his husbandly duties around the house. Evan holds baby puke in his mouth.

Jim's classmate tries to share the Good News during a dissection. Tess has too many kids.