Toddler Ellia calls her sister the worst word she knows. Alongi looses his pants due to a cactus.

Agatha's grandmother gets a little bonus in her beer.

Sami's grandpa chases down a stolen truck. Mr. Actor Kid experiences a wild Karen blocking traffic.

Tad tells of a time he thawed a turkey till it was a rotten mess. MariBeth sticks a Tabasco jelly belly up her nose.

Lillee describes a nightmare involving her family and some evil llamas.

Patrick's mom is cut loose with a medical skin stapler. Liam gets caught gaming all night.

Young Patrick innocently asks to attend an adult dance lounge known as the Purple Church.

Shawn makes sure his son has to pass a test before getting his fishing license.

Ben from Louisiana insists that an object that travels through a canine's digestive tract comes out better than before.

Fred's mom scars him for life when a mouse forces her into a less than decent condition.