Wanna watch the grossest movie out there but don't wanna do it alone? Allow our quips to keep you company in this Human Centipede 2 commentary track! Happy Halloween! If you had been on Patreon you

We watched Hellraiser (2022) and were reminded of a series which has virtually infinite potential and has fallen from grace, and risen like Lazarus to raise heck again. @dgoebel00on Instag

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A tight premise excellently executed by one of the Whitest Kids You Know. This taut thriller ramps up to a wacky exploitational movie in such a unique way, it left me grinning from ear to ear.

We watched The Mummy from 1999 with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz and were reminded of a simpler time, when unlimited double handguns were the solution to all of lifes little problems. @

Howdy pardners and pardnettes, it's time to join the rodeo and review Bone Tomahawk. It's going to be a rootin tootin good time. Artwork by Dustin Goebel. Follow @dgoebel00 on instagram.

We watched Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 on Prime and found a not often talked about sequel that pis the epitome of everything 80s horror. @dgoebel00on Instagram provided this amazing artwork.

Much like disposable tupperware, Orphan: First Kill rebels against the idea of a one-use premise. It ends up being the latest entry in the "meh" cinematic universe (MCU). https://youtu.be/mCa5

We watched The Ring and were treated to one of the most impressive and scary PG-13 movies ever made. https://youtu.be/yzR2GY-ew8I The Ring can be streamed with a Paramount + subscription,

Remember that hilarious Jordan Peele from sketch comedy shows like Mad TV and Key & Peele? Well he decided to make a movie, and I'm sure it's going to be... hilarious. Artwork by Dustin Goe