True to form the a$$holes create yet another film that is just too awesome to get made. Picture this: everyone’s favorite whipping boy, Jake Lloyd as a grittier, sadder, darker version of the red-headed, commercial clown that has been creeping us a

  In this SPOILER laden episode, the a$$holes complain about the Purge franchise, come up with plot overviews for the next dozen or so sequels, then segue into a long, strange trip into Matt’s psyche in regards to clowns in cornfields. WTF, yo

Have you SEEN this movie? Sometimes known as Blue Jean Cop, Shakedown is one of the greatest 80’s action flicks to ever cross the thresholds of our collective eyeballs. How it ended up flying under our radar all these years is beyond me. It is ever

The Gif of A$$holes Podcast is back for 2017, what will surely be the grand-daddy of crum-tastic years. In this episode, the A$$holes take a look at some of the shit sequels scheduled for a 2017 release. True to our niche, we replot and recast as necessa

The assholes, along with special guest-hole Adam, take a stab at predicting what we will see in Rogue One next week. We sincerely doubt it, but just in case any of our hairbrained theories are correct: potential spoiler alert. We don’t have the dir

The GOA is back to basics for this episode! We create a fully-casted movie plot centered around our friend Adam’s foray into Geek Speed Dating at the 2016 Denver Comic Con. Who wouldn’t want to murder this guy? We kid…we kid… 13 w

  Episode BB-8 focuses in on all things Star Wars! Inevitably, Disney will continue with one-off movies apart from the main saga- a la Rogue One. Eventually, they will be scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas, and that is where we come in! Wit

    This time the GOA looks at the work of disgraced actor, Mel Gibson. Since he is a blight on pop culture, we reimagined his films. We want to edit them to remove his gross, misogynistic, anti-semitic face, and recast these gems with better a

  In this episode the GOA creates their own version of the popular game, Pokemon Go. We call our atrocity “Assemon Go” and are hell-bent on the most miserable experience possible for anyone with the misfortune to download our app. Good t

  GOA is tired of stumbling through the motions of life quietly repeating “I can’t do this anymore.” Welcome to Roswell- or Life: Plan B.   Photos from our trip to Roswell Best Museum EVER     Weird blacklight backro