The assholes, along with special guest-hole Adam, take a stab at predicting what we will see in Rogue One next week. We sincerely doubt it, but just in case any of our hairbrained theories are correct: potential spoiler alert. We don’t have the dirt, we just have a few wild ideas.
In particular, we are intrigued by the idea of Beach Assault Troopers, and envision Beach Blanket Bingo, Star Wars-style! Don’t take it too seriously, we are just poking a little fun at a franchise we are all way too invested in.
Kevin’s Star Wars socks