The Gif of A$$holes Podcast is back for 2017, what will surely be the grand-daddy of crum-tastic years. In this episode, the A$$holes take a look at some of the shit sequels scheduled for a 2017 release. True to our niche, we replot and recast as necessary to make these films into something we actually want to see. No sequel is safe when the GOA get their hands on it!
We tackle:
Kong: Skull Island
Godzilla 2
The Mummy
xXx 3: Return of Xander Cage
Cars 3
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
Blade Runner 2049
We also spend the last 20+ minutes killing off Harrison Ford in sequels to pretty much every movie he’s made. What, you weren’t jonesing for Airforce One 2?  How about Presumed Innocent 2: Guilty?