KingLestat71 (Dom Perignon)Lizzie RichardSerendipidy Norval JoeTom Planet ZThe next topic is WaspDOMThe GameI was sweating. Already tired after playing for over eighty minutes. It wasnt helping that the coach and my

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.The captain assigned another pirate to sanity check everything that George did."Isn't that term offensive?" said George. "It's demeaning to the mentally ill."The other pirates laughed at George's ov

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Somehow, he'd managed to wreck his ship on a far-distant asteroid.It was a small asteroid, with three tiny volcanoes and a pretty red flower.A little boy was attacking a seedling with a hoe."If I d

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.After three days stranded in the desert with no food or water, he was hallucinating pretty badly."All I need is a rope to pull my ship back to the water," babbled George, stumbling over the sand.Geo

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. Instead of spare ammunition, George brought extra food and wine. He'd share them with the other pirates. "So much better than hardtack and water," they said. "Where did you get that?" "I made it mysel

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. Instead of looting and pillaging and plundering, when it was a nice day, George just wanted to roam through fields of flowers or sit by the ocean and listen to the waves. Surprisingly, instead of maki

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate. But he was good at designing miniature golf courses. He sketched out the plans on old maps, arranging treasure chests and sea serpents. Every hole was marked with an X. The last hole was an epic sea b

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George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.The other pirates were okay with this, and they picked up the slack."We don't succeed or fail as individuals," said the captain. "We do everything as a team."So, when George accidentally fired a can

George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.Pirate ships don't get regular mail service, but somehow George got a letter."Jury duty," George growled.Three weeks later, George was taking off his boots and hat, and setting his swords into a pla