Of all the childhood games out there, the one I hate the most is Simon Says.Because I never got to play it as anything but Simon.Sure, telling kids to step forward or raise their hands can be fun.But it was never enough.It led to my being a megalomani

I like to dip my cheese pizza in ranch dressing.I also like Doritos.So, I bought a bag of pizza-flavored Doritos and a bag of ranch-flavored Doritos and ate them together.It was a dumb idea.Because the flavor dust gets all over everything. And they do

You probably only know of the two Wicked Witches and the one Good Witch from the classic film, and maybe you know Mombee from the later sequel, but the books are full of spellcasters, sorcerers, and other practitioners of magic. Ding Dong was especially p

Can you hear the mortars? They're silent again.After the bodies were piled into trucks and hauled off, we brought the stretchers to the creek.Washing the blood and guts off of the canvas, getting them cleaned up for the next wave to come in.We'd wash o

LisaLizzie RichardSerendipidy Norval JoeTom Planet ZThe next topic is Total SecurityNORVAL JOEA shocked expression flashed onto Officer Sheepdip's face. Before she could close the door, Billbert shouted, "Mom, Dad. I'

A government survey found a dozen indigenous tribes living in the rainforest we'd marked for farming development.It doesn't take much of a bribe to get the numbers and GPS coordinates.The army doesn't patrol out here, so it's easy to fly in one of our o

Fifteen minutes with an epsom salt warm compress, the bump on my cheek comes to a head."Wash your hands again and squeeze it gently," says the virtual nurse.Yellow and white flow down my cheek, and I wash it out with deionized water and squeeze again un

Working from home and walking to stores, I don't drive my car much.After three and a half years, less than ten thousand miles.As little as I drive, I still ran over a nail and had to get a new tire.I figured I might as well buy 4 new tires, but the sto

It's National Lemon Day.I go through a bag of lemons a week.They help prevent kidney stones.Well, the standard ones.The uric acid ones, you also need to do potassium, keep your pH in check, and avoid foods with purine, and so on.Every morning, I put

The Flugelheimer Circus Train took the curve too fast and went off the rails outside of Morgantown.Right out by the ravine, half the cars rolling down the hill into the rocks.The others like scattered crushed boxes, spilling out broken animals and peopl