TuraLisaLizzieRose RichardSerendipidy Norval JoeTom Planet ZThe next topic is ArrestedTURAWalking on eggshells; Scorpion---------To test an aspiring ninja, the floor of a corridor is covered with eggshell halve

I used to drink at a bar a lot.But I don't drink anymore, but I still went to the bar to have a soda now and then.Until I overheard the bartender telling a joke to a customer that began with Two Jews walk into a bar, and the bartender says I don't serve

I have one cat.I tried to get another cat, but my cat didn't like the other cat and drove it off.My cat has a monopoly on me.So, the government sued my cat under the Sherman Antitrust Act.Coincidentally enough, my cat's named Sherman.And he apparentl

Elections are pretty much a game of bobbing for turds now, aren't they?The only choice really left to the sane voter is to keep your head under water until the bubbles stop.We pay for a solid gold tub.We pay for the finest natural spring water.We give

Most new cars have an automatic parallel parking, but Doctor Odd added a parallel dimension parking feature to his car.When he clicks his keyfob, it sends the car into a parallel dimension.Then he can go do whatever he needs to do, come back, and bring

Looking at the tractors and other machinery, my grandfather said "They don't make 'em like they used to."Which, considering that the farming process used to involve human sacrifice into a volcano, I'd say is a good thing.Especially when the human to be

I work for a company that's all about helping companies engage with their customers.The most interesting feature they support is abandoned shopping carts.If you go to a web store, put something in your cart, and then close the window... that's an abando

Lisa RichardSerendipidy Norval JoeTom Planet ZThe next topic is PICK TWO Scorpion, Walking on eggshells, Turn, High pitched, News, CraftsmanshipRICHARD-- In the eye of the beholder --"Well, really! Do you mind?"The exc

They say that the grass is always greener on the other side.The other side of what?The other side of The Force?Well, the good side of the force was in the Jedi Temple at Coruscant.There wasn't much grass on that planet.Nor was there much grass on Mus

We have an awesome back yard and patio, but the neighbor's dog stares through the chain link fence.When it does this, it looks creepy and judgmental.So, we replaced the chain link fence with a solid wooden fence.The dog still finds a way to get up on t