YO IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI BACK AFTER ANOTHER ONE OF MY MOST EXCELLENT THEME EPISODES! COMING HOT OFF OF SURF IN SPACE WITH THE SORT OF STUFF YOU’RE USED TO … SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH! WE ARE GOING WORLDWIDE ON THIS EPISODE TOO! FROM LOS

IN THE YEAR 20XX… ACTUALLY, I’LL LEAVE THE INTRODUCTION TO THE OTHER FELLA ON THE SHOW. WELCOME TO THE LATEST INSTALMENT OF THE SURFPHONY’S ALTERNATE UNIVERSES EPISODES! WE GRABBED A SEAT AT THE BAR OF THE FULL MOON LOUNGE FOR EXODERKA,

HELLO FINKS… IT’S DERK BRIGANTE HERE AGAIN! THE FULL MOON IS RISING AND I HEAR THE CALL OF THE SURF! I GOT THE TUNES TO MAKE YA SWOON IN THE SUMMER MONTHS, THE PERFECT SOUNDTRACK FOR YOUR BEACH ADVENTURE! LOTS OF CANADIAN SURF ON THE SHOW FROM

FINALLY… THE SUMMER HAS COME BACK TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! THE WARM WEATHER IS HERE, THE BEACHES ARE OPEN AND THE BEERS ARE COLD! TIME TO PUT THE BIG SURF ON THE STEREO AND GET CRACKIN’! SURF IS THE PERFECT MUSIC FOR THE SUMMER MONTHS AND TH

THE SURFPHONY IS GEARING UP FOR THE SUMMER! CAN YOU TAKE THE HEAT OR ARE YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN? THERE’S PLENTY OF SURF TO KEEP YA COOL THROUGH THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR! I HAVE LOTS OF STUFF FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE CENTURY! THERE&#

YO IT’S DERK HERE, BACK ON THE SURFPHONY AFTER A WELL-DESERVED BREAK! WE’RE FINALLY BACK ONTO A REGULAR LUNAR SCHEDULE SO NO MORE BLUE MOON CRAZINESS. I CAN GET BACK TO DOIN’ MY REGULAR THING, PLAYIN’ SURF MUSIC NEW AND OLD! I GOT

TWO BLUE MOONS IN A YEAR? THAT’S ONE THING… BUT TWO IN 3 MONTHS?! RIDICULOUS. THAT’S A LOT OF WORK FOR THE BIG DERBOSKI. I’M ALL ABOUT WORKING SMARTER, NOT HARDER SO HERE’S WHAT I HAVE PLANNED FOR THIS MONTH’S EPISODE&#

I GUESS IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! THAT AIN’T A BAD THING THOUGH… IT’S A GOOD THING! YOUR FAVORITE SURF PODCAST WITH ALL SORTS OF BANDS YOU KNOW AND LOVE TO HEAR! I GOT LOTS OF NEW STUFF ON

BACK HERE AGAIN IN JANUARY… WHOSE BIG IDEA WAS THIS? I’M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT BUT HERE WE ARE. THE BIG DERBOSKI TAKIN’ CARE OF THE SURF ON A BIG BLUE MOON. JUST KEEPIN’ IT REAL SIMPLE ON THE BIG SURF. YOU FINKS ALREADY GOT A SPECIAL

GET READY… GO!! IT’S THE FIFTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 AND THE BIG DERBOSKI IS DOIN’ THINGS BIG AS ONLY HE CAN! I MADE THE PROMISE OF A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE LAST MONTH AND I MADE GOOD ON SAID PROMISE! HERE