DON’T SHOOT… I’M A MAAAAAAN! AND I COME BEARING GIFTS! THE GIFT OF SURF! PUT IT AWAY. PREDICTABLE AS ALWAYS IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI AND I’M IN A BIG MESS, I MEAN A REALLY BIG MESS! I’VE PUT AWAY MY TOYS AND WITH MY MICROP

WELL WHAT DO YA KNOW… IT’S ANOTHER FULL MOON! AND HERE I AM WITH ANOTHER HOUR OF THE BEST SURF MUSIC AROUND! PRESENTED BY THE BOSS BAD CAT, DERK BRIGANTE! THIS MONTH’S EPISODE IS A SPECIAL ONE! IT’S NUMBER 80! BESIDES THE NUMBER, IT’S JUST A REGULAR OLD S

HOLA FINKS IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI COMIN’ IN HOT ON THE HIDE TIDE FOR MAY’S FULL MOON! DELIVERING YOU ANOTHER GREAT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YA TOO… THIS MONTH WE’RE HEADING TO SPAIN AND CHECKING OUT ALL THE S

HERE WE ARE FINKS! THE APRIL PINK FULL MOON HAS ARRIVED! HERE COMES A NEW EPISODE! FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO PAYING TRIBUTE TO THE KING OF SURF GUITAR, DICK DALE! REST IN PEACE BROTHER! I GOT LOTS OF TUNES BY THE MAN AS WELL AS BANDS AND SONGS INSPIRED BY

We got some sad news… The king of the surf guitar Dick Dale, has passed away at 81. Next month, I’ll be doing a tribute to the surf legend. For the time being, enjoy my little tribute of using Misirlou as the theme. Now, on the with show&#8230

HEY WHERE’S THE FULL MOON? IT’S STILL A FEW DAYS AWAY BUT THE SURFPHONY’S MAKING IT’S WAY TO YA NOW! REASON BEING IS THAT I’M HEADING OUT TO LAS VEGAS FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND WON’T BE ABLE TO GET THE SURFPHONY OUT THE

HAPPY NEW YEAR FINKS! THE BIG DERBOSKI IS BACK WITH A REAL BIG EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY! IT’S THE SIXTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE BIG SURF! 75 EPISODES OLD! WOW! CRAZY TO THINK I’VE BEEN GOING THIS LONG AND JUST GETTING BIGGER AND BETTER WOOOOO

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 IS APPROACHING THE END… OF THE YEAR! WOW! ANOTHER 12 EPISODES IN THE BAG FOR THE BIG DERBOSKI BUT UNLIKE 2018, I’M GONNA KEEP GOING! HERE WE ARE ON THE COLD DECEMBER MOON, HUNKERIN’ DOWN FOR THE HOLIDAY

HOLY MOLEY! NOW THAT IS A FULL MOON OUT THERE! A BIG MOON FOR A BIIIIIIG SHOW! WHEN BIG THINGS HAPPEN, I GOTTA BE THERE! SO… HERE I AM. EPISODE 73. THERE’S TOO MUCH MUSIC ON THIS SHOW! I WENT OVERTIME!! I HAD TO SQUEEZE A METRIC TON OF SURF SO

Good evening boys and ghouls! Count Von Derkula back from the grave once again! It’s October and there’s a full moon so I’m back in black for another episode of The Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! I’m coffin up some more spooky surf that’s g