WE ARE FAST APPROACHING THE END OF A BIG YEAR FOR THE SURFPHONY! NO TIME TO SLOW DOWN AND LOOK BACK THOUGH! THE BIG SURF IS GOING 100 MILES PER HOUR ALL THE WAY INTO 2018! BUT THAT’S NOT FOR ANOTHER MONTH. WE GOTTA FOCUS ON THE HERE AND NOW… A

IT’S A BIG EPISODE THIS MONTH! I GUESS WE’RE DOIN’ A LIL SPECIAL FOR THE SIXTIETH EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! WHY IS THIS ONE TWICE AS LONG AS ALL THE OTHERS… WELL, LEMME TELL YA! I TOOK SOME TIME TO SIT DOWN WIT

Good evening boils and ghouls! Count Von Derkula here once again. The sun has set and night has fallen upon us. I can hear the wolfman howling at the moon and that means it’s time to polish my fangs and iron my cape! I must look sharp for the party tonigh

WELL FINKS SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? SAME THING WE DO EVERY SEASON… SURF THE EARTH! BOY DO I GOT THE CURE FOR WHAT AILS YA! YOU NEED SOME TOO SWEET TUNES. I GOT YA COVERED! SO MUCH SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH FROM THE CARIBBEAN TO

TURNS OUT THAT… “BORROWING TRACKS” FROM SURFER SPIES HAS ITS CONSEQUENCES. WHO KNEW? WELL LUAU OR DIE GOT THEIR REVENGE ON THE BIG DERBOSKI AFTER I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF DEBUTING THEIR NEW TOP SECRET TRACK “WESTERN PROMISES”. S

WELL FINKS GONNA BE HONEST… NOT USED TO HAVIN A FULL MOON ON A SATURDAY SO ENDED UP HAVIN A FEW BEERSKIS AND FEELIN’ A LIL BIT FOGGY IN THE NOGGY… SO CAN’T THINK OF A HELLUVA LOTTA TO SAY… SO I GUESS ENJOY THIS EPISODE? HAHA

WELL GANG DON’T GOT MUCH TO SAY ON THE RETURN TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING OF THE BIG SURF… THIS IS SUCH A DAMN GOOD EPISODE THAT I WILL LET IT SPEAK FOR ITSELF. I’LL DO PLENTY OF SPEAKIN’ ON THE SHOW DON’T YOU WORR

WELL LOOKEE HERE PARDNER, THIS RIGHT HERE IS A BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY, COMING IN FROM A WILD TIME IN THE WEST! HIT THE OL DUSTY TRAIL WITH SHERIFF DERK BRIGANTE AND TAKE A RIDE THROUGH THE COUNTY HE CALLS HOME! HEAR WILD WESTERN

IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER NEW EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! THE BIG DERBOSKI HAS A COUPLA SWEET TREATS FOR YA THIS MONTH. I HAVE SOME NEW SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH AND SOME BRAND NEW KING BEEZ FOR YOU TO DIG ON! I ALSO HAVE AN AWESOME GUEST

IT’S TIME FOR SOME MORE SURF! THE PIE IN THE SKY IS PULLIN IN A HIGH TIDE SO IT’S TIME TO HIT THE BEA-WAITAMINUTE!!! IT IS ONLY MARCH AND IT STILL SUCKS OUTSIDE. AW DAMN. WELL YOU KNOW THAT SURF MUSIC IS GOOD FOR REMIND YOU OF GOOD TIMES AT DA BEACH AND I