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Welcome to world of EMR Episode #508. YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE YOUR HAPPY BASTARD: JERRY YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI YOUR SO-CAL UPDATE: THE COLONEL YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: BEN “Into the distance, a ribbon of _black.

How do you feel about cartoons and the art of cartoons? Still or animated? You’d better like that shit and like it quick, because Mr. Mort Lawry ain’t gonna take no lip out of you, you snot-nosed little fuh…what? Excuse me. Oh shit…we’re live. Hi,

The China Bowl at 4am. That’s right — The China Bowl at 4am. Oh, hey, friends…Mort Lawry here. I was just re-working last week’s theme music to this week theme image. I know it sounds crazy, probably because it is. But hey,

Hi friends. I don’t know what to say to you tonight. Mostly, because I have just stuffed my mouth with the most delicious fried pork egg rolls on this planet!  Forbidden Palace pork egg rolls to be exact.  Mort Lawry here to tell you — if you find your...

Are you still using a fork? Gosh.  And a spoon too? Eegad!  Friend, you are never going to get anywhere in life with that love of flatware. It’s time to open your minds to the world of eating with wood or bamboo. That’s right,

Chinese food. Yes, friends, Chinese food…the staple of any Chinese meal. I could talk all night about spring rolls and other exotic delicacies, but there’s no reason. All you have to do is head on down to the King Joy Lo and experience for yourself.

Tonight, Mort Lawry, is on vacation. And being the only people here are the junky janitor and an overnight camera crew that hasn’t heard of the word sobriety or the word shower, we are going to have to skip the regular advertisement that would fill thi...

Mort Lawry here, tonight, with a serious question. Did you catch the 500th episode of EMR? I did and let me tell you — it was good. Damn good. In fact, it was so good…I really don’t know what they could do next.

Hey kids, it’s Mort Lawry. If you are expecting me to say something witty here or maybe snarky, advertising some bizarre product…stuff it! I took the night off to listen to this — EMR Episode #500, and you should too!  It’s BIG!