Senate Republicans voted to cover up Trump's crimes on the same day we learned Shitler told John Bolton to help him with the Ukraine nonsense. The Senate Chaplain opened the impeachment hearings with a prayer that took a dig at the corrupt GOP.

Lev Parnas fingered Lindsey Graham for being "in the loop" on Trump's shakedown of the president of Ukraine. GOP dick Senator Rand Paul tried to reveal the identity of the whistleblower during the senate trial, but John Roberts rejected it.

Trump is trying to block Bolton's book, falsely claiming the draft contains classified material. Shitler's band of diddling lawyers expect a cliffhanger vote regarding witnesses. GOP load Senator Cory Gardner confirmed he would vote "no" on hearing fro...

It looks like Mitch McConnell doesn't have the votes to block witnesses in Trump's senate impeachment trial. Former allies are turning on John Bolton regarding his bombshell book about Trump. Shilter's lawyer poo-poo'd Bolton's new book,

The Bolton book bombshell is rocking the Republicans who are desperately trying to ram through a "not guilty" verdict in Trump's Senate trial. The Crabs busted out an Oscars segment revolving around Judy Dench snubs and Gwyneth Paltrow's not-so-special...

Trump's dream team of sleazebags has been assembled to clownfully defend him in his Senate impeachment trial, and we're all sadface that Rudy's not on the squad. In a totally diskish move, Trump's administration announced -- on Michelle Obama's birthda...

The GAO says Trump broke the law when he withheld the aid to Ukraine. Adam Schiff said new evidence of Shitler crimes will surely emerge during the senate trial. Senator Rand Paul will ugly with his colleagues regarding witness votes during the impeach...

As the House sent articles of impeachment to the Senate, the Crabs cover the historic day. New documents from Rudy Giuliani's buddy Lev Parnas suggest that Trump's evil cabal had the U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine, Marie Yovanovitch under surveillance.

Trump lacks 51 Senate vote to dismiss impeachment. Pelosi said the House will vote Wednesday to send the Articles of Impeachment to the senate. The Senate may pass a bill from the house meant to curtail Trump's military actions in Iran.

Rupert Murdoch's disinformation down under has definitely hindered climate change efforts within the burning country. Trump tweeted a ridic image shared by a follower featuring Pelosi in Muslim garb and Schumer in a turban.