Of course, traitor Trump dismisses Russian meddling as another Democratic hoax. Billionaires have their expensive drawers in a bunch over the possibility Bernie Sanders will get the nomination. Putin is also trying to sway the Democratic race in favor ...

Elizabeth Warren eviscerated Mike Bloomberg in the latest Democratic presidential debate. Bloomberg bombed big-time on a national level, while Warren has raised a crap ton of cash in the one day since the Vegas debate.

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange says he was offered a pardon to vindicate Russia. Trump moaned about fake news polls and claimed his "real" polls show him defeating every Democratic challenger. Bernie and Mike Bloomberg are duking it out over their he...

Trump fights corruption by pardoning the most corrupt, like Rod Blagojevich and Michael Milken. Shitler even pardoned 49ers owner Edward DeBartolo Jr. for his part in some junk bond scheme. Bernie and Bloomberg climbed in the polls according to a new N...

We laughed at Trump's taxpayer-funded Daytona publicity stunt. UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson canceled a visit to The White House after a not-so-perfect call with the Orange One. The Democrats are down to expand SCOTUS,

Trump's long knives came out as true patriot Lt. Col. Vindman was escorted from the White House after being reassigned. Bernie Sanders knocked Pete Buttigieg for having loads of billionaire donors. Like his orange main client,

Trump crowed over his acquittal in insane speeches today and the Crabs played a bunch of unhinged clips. Shitler's Rose Garden speech and his same-day ramblings at the National Prayer breakfast were whacko-crazy.

As Senate Republicans (except Romney) vote Trump is above the law, the Senator from Utah delivered the only GOP guilty vote. Shart-face Don Jr. cried for the GOP to expel Mittens after the Utah Senator voted to convict Shitler.

The Iowa caucuses cluster-shuck was covered on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. We covered some of the whacked-out conspiracy theories regarding the caucus screw-ups. The Crabs played a clip of a bigoted Iowa voter freaking out after finding out...

As Democrats battle each other before the Iowa Caucuses, it's shades of 2016 all over again. RWNJ Rush Limbaugh has been diagnosed with lung cancer. Trump delivered a whacked-out speech accusing Dems of wanting to "kill cows.