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CrabDiving – Fri 041720 – Governor Cuomo Is Fed Up With Trump’s BS & Diaper Load Dr. Phil
Governor Cuomo is fed up with Trump's BS. Democratic Senators on a call with Pence and the coronavirus task force were gobsmacked by the lack of work the administration is doing to combat the pandemic. Dr. Phil was slammed for comparing coronavirus dea...
CrabDiving – Thu 041620 – Dr. Oz Is Cool With 2-3% More COVID-19 Deaths & Pompeo Lets His Theocracy Dreams Out
Dr. Oz is cool with 2-3% more COVID-19 deaths because it might get our mojo back. Also, if you want to hear the creepiest crap ever uttered by a sham TV doctor, listen to this episode of the progressive podcast. U.S.
CrabDiving – Wed 041520 – Dimwit Conservatives Are Protesting Stay-At-Home Orders & Island of One-Percenters Gets Tons of COVID-19 Tests
Dimwit conservatives are protesting stay-at-home orders, with some in Michigan waving the Confederate flag around. An estimated 90% of deaths in the U.S. from Covid-19 might have been prevented by putting social distancing policies into effect two week...
CrabDiving – Tue 041420 – Governor Cuomo Says Trump Is Not A King & Bernie Endorses Biden
In response to the president saying he has total power to reopen the economy, New York governor Andrew Cuomo says Trump is not a king. Before getting yanked offstage by a rep of the Czar of Florida, the sunshine state's Surgeon General said social dist...
CrabDiving – Mon 041320 – Trump Put Jared and Ivanka On His Council To Reopen America & GOP Suppressing Votes
Trump put Jared and Ivanka on his Council to Reopen America which makes it seem like PEEOTUS wants to kill us. The Democratic House is fighting for the vote-by-mail option, and trying to save the Post Office.
CrabDiving – Fri 040320 – Coronavirus Lives In Aerosolized Feces In Bathrooms & Churches Are Spreading The Virus
Coronavirus lives in aerosolized feces in bathrooms. In non-fecal-related news, the humanless face of nepotism, Jared Kushner informed the country "our" federal stockpiled medical aren't meant to save the lives of Americans.
CrabDiving – Thu 040220 – COVID-19 Cases Pass One Million Worldwide & Is Putin Writing Fox News Scripts?
COVID-19 cases pass one million worldwide and the U. S. is the epicenter. CNN anchor Chris Cuomo continued to report the news despite fever hallucinations and a coronavirus infection. We learned Trump's BFF Vlad Putin is proliferating fake news lies ab...
CrabDiving – Wed 040120 – Florida Governor Finally Issued A Stay-At-Home Order & Lindsay Graham Seeks Donors
The Florida Governor finally issued a stay-at-home order, cuz damn. Wimbledon is canceled this year due to the pandemic. Mother's Husband VP Pence claimed Trump is just an optimist about COVID-19. The government launched a coronavirus tracker app and t...
CrabDiving – Tue 033120 – Trump Is Gutting Obama’s Clean Air Rules & Pastor Threatening “Woodstock” of Easter Gatherings
Trump is gutting Obama's clean air rules, claiming cars will be "safer" without all that pesky emissions technology. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo said the coronavirus is more dangerous than expected. The second banana pastor to the pastor that was ja...
CrabDiving – Mon 033020 – Trump’s COVID-19 Press Conferences Are Getting Nuttier & Pastor Arrested For Unlawful Assembly
Trump's COVID-19 press conferences are getting nuttier and networks are opting to not even air them. Shitler accused healthcare of stealing masks, wtf??? An oddly righteous sheriff in Florida arrested evil moronic megachurch pastor Rodney Browne for ho...