"You can't put God in a bag!" squealed a Cardinal over a proposal to individually wrap communion cookies, cuz COVID-19. A federal watchdog group recommended whistleblower Rick Bright be reinstated at the CDC.

Corrupt AG Barr wants charges against corrupt Michael Flynn dropped. The Supreme Court of Texas forbade the jailing of a salon owner for violating a court order meant to enforce coronavirus guidelines. Shameless photo-opportunist,

The racist Georgia murderers of Ahmaud Arbery remain free, but the case is finally being sent to a grand jury. Tremendously corrupt loser Jared Kushner's effort to fight the coronavirus is hampered because Shitler's son-in-law is surrounded by finance ...

Trump's America heads back to the beach despite legitimate concerns about an even deadlier second wave of the virus. Carnival Cruises announced their business will resume midsummer, puke. While interviewed at the Lincoln Memorial,

If you are lucky enough to be a neighbor of the RWNJ hate-caster, Alex Jones will eat your ass. Trump lauded the armed loons that stormed the Michigan State House. Amazon workers went on strike for hazard pay and better access to PPE.

Trump pretended he was being sarcastic about injecting disinfectant into the body to kill coronavirus. The satirical news site The Onion trended after a parody attempt in March proved true regarding the rapist-in-chief possibly approving cleaning produ...

Insane Clown Posse are better leaders than Trump as the group canceled their annual Juggalo gathering to protect their fans from the pandemic. An economic adviser to Trump suggested outfitting the public in space suits for the big reopening of Murica.

Trump continues to silence medical experts amid talk of reopening Murica. Cocaine Mitch would rather states go bankrupt than receive federal aid. The racist loads of the whacked-out white supremacist kook-coven "VDare" claimed victory over Shitler's de...

Trump's approval rating is dropping so he banned all immigration. After announcing he was halting immigration, man-baby was put on blast by Democratic lawmakers. Concern about the immigration ban was expressed by a Fox and Friends host worried about th...

Trump's federal government hindering certain state's COVID-19 response is unimaginable. Three million masks purchased by Massachusetts were seized by the evil feds at the Port of New York. Moronic Trump supporters chanted "fire Fauci" at a lockdown pro...