The Crabs dissect the entire Trump indictment which includes a detailed review of how the Shitler and his band of MAGAT lug-heads at Mara Lago shuffled around the top-secret documents. The twits even

Trump indictments watch: Mark Meadows may have sung like a bird. Smoke from Canadian wildfires is making breathing difficult in the States. The Feds informed man-baby he was indeed the corpulent targe

Trump truthed like a madman as indictments loom. Apple unveiled a new VR headset that will cost over $3000. Obscure GOP Governor Chris Sununu dropped out of the 2024 presidential race and no one gave

Stop all the presses, Padma Lakshmi is leaving Top Chef. The DOJ cleared Pence of any wrongdoing regarding secret docs. The jobs report was positive. Alabama interstate e-signs were hacked with a whit

Christie and Pence to enter the GOP octogon. Far-right wankers of the Republican House were bummed about the debt ceiling deal and threatened to chase McCarthy from the speakership. Crappy Senator Man

The ironically named GOP Freedom Caucus lost their minds over a bipartisan deal. A-hole Senator Joe Manchin slipped in his pipeline deal with the debt ceiling which angered Democrats. In an attempt to

GOP thugs hold the country hostage. Diddler Republican Rep Matt Gaetz even admitted the Repubs were holding the country hostage over the debt ceiling. Recent criminal justice reform measures excluded

DeSantis' Musky campaign launch crashed and burned. Our SCOTUS doesn't care about clean drinking water. The Czar of Florida also suggested he would pardon Trump. On Truth Social, Shitler trashed DeSan

The Village People told Trump to cease and desist. Journalist E Jean Carroll said she was suing Shitler again for defamation after the fascist tyrant maligned her during a CNN town hall. Delusional GO

DeSantis drove Disney to drop a Florida project. Bridge closer and corpulent GOP wanker Chris Christie said he's running for POTUS in 2024 just to torture Trump. Former Shitler AG Bill Barr said Trump