Activists sue to stop college legacy admissions. Because of arbitrary arrests in China, the State Department warned Americans to reconsider traveling there. Macron hasn't been able to quell violence i

SCOTUS conservatives decide there is no more racism. The person named in the 303 Creative v. Elenis case who requested the website design never did and isn't gay. The Parkland resource piggy in troubs

The Midwest is choking on Canadian fire smoke. Tooty Rudy Giuliani met with election prosecutors. Shitler said when he wasn't fiddling with classified docs in a 2021 meeting which was caught on tape.

Russia had a wee coup carried out by the private army the Wagner Group. Human impersonator Jesse Watters will take over for fascist Tucker Carlson at FOX. Trumpy judge Aileen Cannon said the names of

Jack Smith is giving immunity to fake GOP electors testifying in his 1/6 probe. Trump melted down on Truth Social at the DOJ. The Republican Presidential clown car for 2024 has been courting evangelic

Craven House Republicans censured Adam Schiff. Boebert E. Lee failed in her attempt to impeach Biden. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene cussed out Boebert on the House floor. Evil Sith SCOTUS Alit

A missing submarine and Trump can't seem to shut up were the headlines covered on Tuesday's episode of the progressive podcast. Shitler gave an interview where he basically confessed to a bunch of cri

Trump stiffed an entire Miami Cuban restaurant after pleading not guilty to a crap ton of charges relating to his absconding of top secret docs. The PGA Tour merger is under investigation for breaking

All eyes are on that Trumpy judge in Florida who's in charge of the Orange Crook's case, with our expectations of her impartiality being basically zero. It must've been too hot in Miami for the waddli

Violent MAGA threats and nobody wants to be Trump's lawyer were the headlines covered on CrabDiving. Shitler is still the Republican frontrunner for 2024 despite a diaper full of death-spiraling legal