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There is a crash, and a heat wave. Who knows if and how those things are related …

The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

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Show Transcript:

Natty Bumpercar 0:04

I want to say hello to all my guides all my girls and all my non binary pals. This is the bumper pod guys broadcasting live from the surface of the sun, because that’s just how hot it is. Right?

Aloysius J. Pig 0:26

I actually gave you $10 If you can maintain that

Natty Bumpercar 0:31

what was that? What does something just fell and I don’t know what it was but it was big I am so sorry. I hope I didn’t hurt your ears. Hi.

Aloysius J. Pig 0:41

This is lost the voice you lost a voice

Natty Bumpercar 0:44

Yeah, okay, I lost the voice Fine. Fine. Fine.

Aloysius J. Pig 0:46

Yeah. All this is not a safe work environment. I’m not sure how I needed to talk to.

But I mean, we got that something fell off the shelf and it was it was lot

Rufus T. Rufus 0:58

I just heard a commotion in here ever whatever wanted me Rufus Tim Rufus. And just wondering if anyone needs in the legal action or authority to be taken charge taken a hold because I didn’t know and get injured in the calamity.

Natty Bumpercar 1:19

No, no one got hurt. Just something fell off a shelf while we were recording. And it was it was loud, but I still don’t even really know what it was. But everyone’s okay, Rufus. Thanks for checking in. Well,

Aloysius J. Pig 1:33

actually, I just wanted to jump in physically, obviously, I’m okay. Emotionally, I might be a little bit scarred. I might. So I’m just saying that. I don’t know if there’s any illegal legal ramifications or repercussions for something like that. But, you know, I do feel like this is going to impact me for quite some time. So roof is no sidebar. Maybe we should No, no, no, no, no,

Natty Bumpercar 2:03

you don’t need to talk to Rufus. Everything’s fine reversed. You can you can skidooed or Skadoodle or skedaddle, or whatever it is you do

Rufus T. Rufus 2:11

is I recently have taken to school Watlington which is your water but just scooting at the school bottle you understand but now you can’t kick me out but it’s Aloysius here he is asked me for some representation in what I can tell was a very stressful situation. What’s a

Natty Bumpercar 2:31

fit? uation? Are you trying to say situation? Trying to say a situation that fits and so becomes a bit junction you see, I’m pretty sure you’re just making that up. I think you were trying to say situation and for some reason, you said fit and then you just are now trying to make it into a whole other word. Maybe just admit that you find you don’t even have to admit anything. You know what? People say things sometimes aren’t the right words. And you don’t even have to admit it. You know, I’m gonna let it fly. I’m gonna let it pass. Because we have actual things to talk about on this episode of the bumper podcast and we haven’t even gotten to anything

Aloysius J. Pig 3:13

No, I think we’ve really have gotten to something is is you evidently now policing the words that are coming out of our mouths and how they are coming out of our mouths. And is this going to be a new thing? So like in the podcast, so if you’re like, Oh, I’m totes bunu then am I gonna go and look it up and be like oh, but no isn’t even really aware you know

Rufus T. Rufus 3:39

I’m agreeing with Allah wishes I feel like this has become a toxic work environment will of course the come visit Google dangers No, no. And now we have this you coming in and calling us out on words that was saying and things that was saying?

I don’t feel like I can perform here anymore. I don’t feel like I we belong I don’t feel like welcome and I don’t feel like I shouldn’t you know continue.

Natty Bumpercar 4:10

I well. I just want to point out Rufus that you were never supposed to be on the podcast as you know a personality you are the lawyer and so you’re supposed to be more kind of back of the house like behind the scenes type of stuff. But you do seem to find your way to a microphone almost every time we record and I don’t want to say uninvited because you’re you are more than welcome to pop in and say things from time to time. But you know, I was really Aloysius is the talent. I’m just here to run the show producers over there producing Yeah, I do. And you you just come in, but you listen, you offer a very different way. What am I looking for kind of view on the world and so it’s it’s fun to have you in, but not a toxic work environment. Not a dangerous work environment. Just a podcast studio where something fell off a shelf so we’re okay natty

Aloysius J. Pig 5:19

I just went and checked that whatever fell it was it was a bag and it was a bag full of money. I’m claiming it as my bag of money. I know. No. Wow, what a treat the universities have not

Natty Bumpercar 5:33

well so know if there’s a bet there was a bag of money like real actual money.

Rufus T. Rufus 5:40

You know, I actually I realized now that I did leave a bag of money in here in the studio. Was the bag.

Brown now

Aloysius J. Pig 5:51

it’s not proud.

Rufus T. Rufus 5:52

Of course it wasn’t. I was just testing you to see if you knew what color the bag was is what the bag? I mean, the bag was obviously black bag, correct?

Aloysius J. Pig 6:03

Yeah, the bag is not black. I’m not gonna leave like you can keep on guessing either.

Natty Bumpercar 6:08

So we do we have like a lost and found is this something that we should put in? Or do we have like, is there a place where we can put up fliers and we can be like last bag found if yours? Come claim it or something like that? Well

Rufus T. Rufus 6:22

hold on a second, because I seem to remember that. Maybe it was my antique bag that I left here that was polka dotted many colors on the bag. polka dotted bags. That’s the one isn’t it? Of course. Wow.

Aloysius J. Pig 6:38

There’s no polka dots on the back. And you please stop trying to guess. Because we all know now that this is not your bag, and you’re just trying to get the bag because of what’s inside.

Rufus T. Rufus 6:48

Do declare, I cannot believe that even my friend. I will always just J pig is turning this place into just a horrible place. Whatever the opposite of a safe place is safe space safe space. Thank you got this. That’s what this is.

Natty Bumpercar 7:08

No, no, it’s not. We just don’t want to give away bags of money that were found to people who they don’t belong to. So kind of is a safe space. If you look at it that way, right. Anyway, let’s talk about can we get back into the episode or can we start the episode

Producer 7:27

near? If I start the app? Are we going to start it now? We’re going to edit in clip all of this stuff out? Are we going to do the normal and just have all these jibber jabber eating up all of the time?

Natty Bumpercar 7:41

Whatever is easiest for you. Honestly, I don’t I don’t want to put more burden or work onto your shoulders producer. Thank you.

Aloysius J. Pig 7:48

Speaking of putting a burden on some shoulders this bag is actually pretty heavy. I don’t know how much money is in here. But it’s Wow, it is it is full of

Rufus T. Rufus 8:00

dough. Yeah, obviously. I was gonna save dough. But you said it too. So now. I can’t remember what the out the bag looks like. But I do remember distinctly that it was

a heavy bag that was very full of money. Maybe is that the? Is that the bag? You found? I think that might be my bag.

Aloysius J. Pig 8:22

Seriously. Bumpercar I think we’re gonna have to get security to take him away because he’s being very he’s very focused on getting this bag and it’s not his bag. And we all notice and so I don’t know what to do. Am I gonna be able to make it to the parking lot safe? I don’t know.

Natty Bumpercar 8:38

I don’t even know if we we don’t have security is that I don’t remember us ever having security so I can I can help you. I mean, honestly, we’re gonna put the bag into safe place and we’re gonna lock it up. See if anybody says they lost the bag. Try to get it to the rightful owner. And then we can kind of go from there. I think that’s that’s the plan. Okay. Yeah, but

Aloysius J. Pig 9:02

did you did you want to look at do you wanna see should we count how much money it is? You want it? Like Should we open it? Yeah,

Natty Bumpercar 9:08

I’m, I’m, I’m fine with that. Can we do it after the podcast though?

Producer 9:11

Yeah, Natty. I never actually answered my question. If you wanted to start that over at the beginning or for discont I mean, you kind of said whatever is easiest on me, but I just want to kind of little more direction. If you want to start now or start at the beginning.

Natty Bumpercar 9:27

I am so sorry. I forgot. Again, I think let’s just roll from here and we’ll finish the podcast out and then we can figure out whatever’s going on with this bag and honestly figure out why things are just falling off the shelves randomly. Maybe Maybe it’s it’s the heat

Aloysius J. Pig 9:46

and is sow incredibly hot. I mean, I’m a pig obviously. I was walking out just from from the headquarters over here to the studio. And I smelled bacon and I was just like no What is this? This is a new what is Why does it smell like this? And then I lifted my arm up and smelled it it’s and I was just like well this is stupid it’s too hot we did we move closer to the Sun

Producer 10:15

you’re now we were talking about getting the air conditioned in the studio but I don’t obviously hasn’t happened because I’m a frog and I am sweating. Have you ever seen if sweating frog is not a pretty sight?

Natty Bumpercar 10:29

i Yeah, it is remarkably hot. We’re in a heat wave. Not really a fan of it. But we are in the middle of summer and we’re this hopefully I guess is going to be the hottest week I read a news report that it was like record breaking temperatures around the world. So it’s cats, you know, kind of kind of terrible. No,

Rufus T. Rufus 10:50

I did look into it. And we do not have any hair conditioner but we do have a mixed judge hair shampoo and conditioner. So I mean, I could bring that over if you had out to help you guys this

Aloysius J. Pig 11:04

guy even serious you saying hey, air conditioner. We’re not trying to take showers out here, bro. We’re trying to make it nice and cool and comfortable.

Rufus T. Rufus 11:14

So wait, now you’re gonna start trying to listen to what I say and correct me. Yeah, this is too much too far too fast. I cannot stand

Natty Bumpercar 11:24

well, to be fair, Rufus and I, I know we did have the issue earlier in the episode but you did say hair conditioner and hair shampoo when we were clearly talking about air conditioning. So it’s something we got to call that out. Right?

Aloysius J. Pig 11:42

I think I had an idea. It’s we don’t have the money for air conditioning. And it’s so hot, but I did just find his bag of money. Maybe that’s

Natty Bumpercar 11:53

for now that we’re not gonna we’re gonna hide it. We’re gonna lock it away. Right that’s so hot

Outro 12:09

the bumper podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family friendly, clean and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show, and you’d like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https colon forward slash forward slash www.patreon.com forward slash Natty Bumpercar also pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere. post about it on all of the social medias or leave a rating and review. The bumper podcast is produced at headquarters in coffee can alley it’s recorded mixed and produced by producer. The bumper podcast features contributions from Aloysius jpg Rufus T Rufus doodle poodle, robot trunks and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at Natty bumpercar.com/subscribe Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar Hugs and hearts See you soon.

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