Astrology Roast

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Episode 79: Life After Corona (we are the worst)
April 10, 2020

We tried to imagine what the world after corona virus looks like, and would the star signs be happy with it. Turns out we are privileged dicks and we apologize in advance. Tune in to this one to hear about Adidas branded masks, Zoom Passovers, keep...

Episode 78: We're Still Here
April 04, 2020

Sick of making sourdough? Have you finished watching Tiger King? Sick of going live on Insta? Can't do another zoom workout? Here is an episode for you. Can't recall what we have been talking about on this one. Tune in and we will make it through...

Episode 77: Signs In Quarantine
March 23, 2020

What the fuck is happening? We have no idea. BUT - we made an episode that will hopefully help you go through this quarantine. Anything you need to know about how every sign is dealing with being stuck at home is right here in this episode. Taurus -...

Episode 76: The Original Feminists
March 13, 2020

Ok firstly for the record the title is a joke, don't @ us. Other than tune in this week for a conversation about Dua Lipa, the end of the world, Lady Gaga, Women's Day, Virgo use of KPI for dating, English as a second language and honestly - a...

Episode 75: Happy Pisces Retrograde
March 06, 2020

Another day another retrograde. Could a retrograde be a positive thing? if running into your ex, his wife and their two children is positive, then yes. Some side effect of the retrograde might be making up a fake roommate named Brett. Also, we tried...

Episode 74: Queer Cosmos
February 29, 2020

This week we are interviewing Colin Bedell, a queer astrologer, author, Gemini stellium, Britney fan and overall a super smart and funny person we we're so luck to have on the podcast. We spoke about Britney's foot, the epidemic of loneliness, why...

Episode 73: Love Cauldron
February 09, 2020

Is there a topic we haven't covered this episoe? not really. Valentine's day? covered. Iphone VS Samsung? covered. Jlo and Shakira? covered. Childhood trauma and ways to solve it? covered. Astrology? who can say really. Either way we are so happy to...

Episode 72: One in a Thousand
January 19, 2020

Hi ya'll how's 2020 treating you so far?Tune in to hear about our new year's eve (19 days later) and about Capricorn season which is just about to pass.We also talk about King Solomon and his star sign (shout out to god and the bible), which star...

Episode 70: Nadiya Shah
January 01, 2020

This is what dreams are made of. We got a chance to interview our absolute favourite Astrologer who is a huge part of our astrological journey and one of the biggest inspirations for us to start this podcast - Nadiya Shah. We has an incredible...

Episode 69: Flirting Is Not Cheating
December 24, 2019

Sagittarius season came and gone, and we are here to sum it up and look forward to Capricorn season. Also, we took time to answer the question which was raised many many episodes ago, is flirting cheating? a Libra would probably say no, but is there...