Astrology Roast

Astrology Roast


Latest Episodes

Episode 89: REGRET @fojam
September 28, 2020

The amazing people at Fojam Melbourne invited us once again to do a live episode. We spoke about regret, atonement, people who need to ask us for forgiveness, reparenting, and so so so much more. Tune in here or watch the live episode on our IGTV....

Episode 88: Reparenting & Chromatica
September 05, 2020

The two things that affected the past month the most for us were Chromatica, Lady Gaga's new album and way of understanding life, and the hashtag reparenting, which is all th evalidation anyone can ask for. Of course Virgo month had some effect on us...

Episode 87: ERIS WAP
August 15, 2020

Did you hear about Eris? She is the sister planet of Mars, and she is not playing around. This week we spoke about how society treats the Eris women in our lives, and why they are so important. We also came up with a genius plan (if we say so...

Episode 86: #FREEBRITNEY?
July 26, 2020

Many of you asked for this episode - so here it is! It's no secret Brtney Sagittarius icon means a lot to us so we did our best making this episode with respect and care for her. On Thursday the 30th 8PM Australia time we are going live on our...

Episode 85: Focusing On Our Careers
July 01, 2020

Hi everyone! Cancer Season is here! We decided to ditch the questions on focus on things that are more important, like how to get your grandma off your back when she asks you about when are you going to get married but you are actually a lesbian but...

Episode 84: How To Fall In Love Part 2
June 13, 2020

Part 2 is here. Tune in to here us answer fun questions like "what is your most treasured memory?" and horrifying questions like "do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?"

Episode 83: How To Fall In Love Part 1
May 31, 2020

So apparently there are these 36 questions designed to make you fall in love with someone. As a podcast which celebrates platonic love, we decided to do it and report. In this episode we are doing the first set of the 36 questions! Did we become...

Episode 82: Solar Returning Y’all
May 10, 2020

IT'S OUR 2ND BIRTHDAY! Against the odds, and Aries and a Gemini kept a podcast alive for 2 years now. Who would've thought. Anyway, we made a sweet birthday episode, talking about some of the most iconic characters and star signs who were a part of...

Episode 81: we found hope in a hopeless place
May 02, 2020

This episode we are talking about the H word. Hope. If you heard more than one episode of this podcast you know it isn't a topic we are so good at, but we sure did try our best. Obviously our way of talking about hope was through Britney burning her...

Episode 80: Ambiguous Grief
April 18, 2020

So this week there is still a world pandemic so we decided to address the elephant in the room and talk about a topic we know very well - grief! What are we grieving for? and where are we on the staged of grief? But obviously we can't be just...