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Episode 68: End of a Decade(s)
It's Sag month bitches! and honestly we have a great ep for ya'll!! We talk about, 2020 and the past decades, Britney Spears, homophobia, spicy food, peak virgo behaviour and WHAT NOT, and yes I didn't put a capital V at the virgo just to piss you...
Episode 67: Scorpio Fuckery
Hiiiiii we've missed you so much! It's been a minute since our last episode. Mercury was retrograding like a mother fucker, and Scorpio season was burning us to ashes so we can get back up again and live our best lives during Sagittarius season that...
Episode 66: No Hablo Español
SCORPIO SEASON IS HERE!!! It's been a year (obviously) since last Scorpio season, and here we are again. Sexual and vengeful than ever. Keren is now mingling with Astrology Roast listeners in Buenos Aires (shout out Morita) while Etai is visiting...
Episode 65: HUSTLERS
If you thought we would let a new Jennifer Lopez film pass us by without making a special episode... do you even know us? Well, Hustlers the movie has been out for a while and we got stuff to say. What are the star signs of each character? Why is...
Episode 64: Interview with Zackary Drucker
Hi everyone, we had the privilege of interviewing the talented Taurean, Zackary Drucker. The recording is not amazing but the content is GOLD! This interview took place at FOJAM festival. For more details: https://fojam.com Thank you Zackary for...
Episode 63: The Stump
LIBRA SEASON IS HERE! This ep we are talking about the story of The Giving Tree, which is essentially a sexist children's book that is describing a horrible relationship. We also talk about The Bachelor, the Kardashians, Britney's Astrology lesson,...
Episode 62: The Most Of Every Sign - Part Two
Yes this is us dropping two episodes in a row! Part 2 of our critically acclaimed series is here! Tune in to hear all the tea on the second half of the Zodiac - Libra to Pisces. We had so much fun recording these two episodes, hope you guys like...
Episode 61: The Most Of Every Sign - Part One
This is a VERY fun two part series in which we go sign by sign, and share their crazy behaviour around us during the recent few weeks. This episode technically goes from Aries to Virgo, but honestly you should just listen to all of it cause the tea is...
Episode 60: Vanilla Brats
It's Virgo month bitches! Please excuse the background noises. We really should have kept them for a different month in which people pay less attention to detail like... gemini? Anyway - join in to hear us discuss the BDSM test and how it connects to...
Episode 59: Butts, Leos, and IBS
Hi everyone! It's only been two weeks but we miss you all CONSTANTLY. This episdoe was recorded at the peak of Mercury Retrograde so as always - we apologize in advance. Tune in to this one to hear about which star sign is connected to which body...