"I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman."

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."(Deuteronomy 23:1)

"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual."

"I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't do Tuesdays.'"

"You did not quit skateboarding because you got old. You got old because you quit skateboarding."

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it; yet those that do study history are doomed to cringe super hard while rewatching themselves."

"I do love a good audience"

"Choose your intention carefully and then practice holding your consciousness to it, so it becomes the guiding light in your life."

"Achilles' Achilles Heel was his heel. Like literally."

*NSFL*