"Before they knew about antidepressants, the only known cure for anxiety was a brown paper bag."

"When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person."

Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors.

"Sativa to change the things I can, indica to accept the things I can't.

"Games are the only force in the known universe that can get people to take actions against their self-interest, in a predictable way without using force."

"RIDE BENE CHI RIDE ULTIMO"

"Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately, she is a mother and we should respect her."

"Overall, personality tests would be more useful if our personalities didn't get in the way."

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"They say when you're in a relationship you start to look more like your partner as it pro