"I don't judge no one, I'm just knowin' At night, when it get quiet, that sh** could f**k with 'em And if it don't right now, it's gon' catch up to 'em Guilt heavy as a cloud in a thunderstorm, huh

"I'm chopping people in half, I'm slitting throats... I don't have time to breathe!"

"There is no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet. This is just truth, plain and simple."

"I certainly don't feel like I am desperate to run away from a film set. I love the hustle and bustle. Everything is sort of mad right before a take, and then it just settles, and you've got these two

"I take, like, 9,000 supplements every morning. I don't know if it's completely placebo or not, but I'm super committed to these supplements."

"We got the money and the dreams..."

"Meredith you never told me your old grandpa used to be a huge piece of sh*t!"

"Inverse Profundity; the deeper you get to the truth, the less profound it is."

The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive

When I need a good laugh, I know I can always count on my emotions to be in on the joke.