"There is no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet. This is just truth, plain and simple."

"I certainly don't feel like I am desperate to run away from a film set. I love the hustle and bustle. Everything is sort of mad right before a take, and then it just settles, and you've got these two

"I take, like, 9,000 supplements every morning. I don't know if it's completely placebo or not, but I'm super committed to these supplements."

"We got the money and the dreams..."

"Meredith you never told me your old grandpa used to be a huge piece of sh*t!"

"Inverse Profundity; the deeper you get to the truth, the less profound it is."

The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive

When I need a good laugh, I know I can always count on my emotions to be in on the joke.

"What is the odious stench?? Smells like... teenagers..."

"Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes yo