Key words: 'sauce', 'salad cream', 'gays', 'small', 'Tess'.

We go full goblin, assess the relative quality of Gilmore Girls episodes, and investigate an elaborate hoax.

We go full goblin, assess the relative quality of Gilmore Girls episodes, and investigate an elaborate hoax.

Amelia is sent well wishes by listeners in their kitchens, we catchRufus Wainwright in his pyjamas, and we (of course) show the ferret to the egg.

Amelia is sent well wishes by listeners in their kitchens, we catch Rufus Wainwright in his pyjamas, and we (of course) show the ferret to the egg.

I'm not crying - you're crying! The final Amelia's Secret is somehow even more self-indulgent than usual.

I'm not crying - you're crying! The final Amelia's Secret is somehow even more self-indulgent than usual.

The Second to Last Ever Amelia's Secret. Hope you like radio-plays.

The Second to Last Ever Amelia's Secret. Hope you like radio-plays.

The Third to Final Amelia's Secret. The Countdown has Begun.