Vanity Project

Vanity Project


Episode 9: Role Models Inc.; or, A Gentleman Doesn’t Sing and Tell

March 09, 2025

1.    EXT/INT.   LENIN SHIPYARD.   BLOOD RED SKY


 


WE OPEN on a woman, HELEN (36), beautiful, fairylike yet somehow regal, speaking into a microphone.


 


HELEN


This episode is all about film!


 


FRANCIS


I shall speak only of dogs.


 


ROSS


I, too, shall speak of dogs but also of role models


and curated obituary delivery as a service. I might


briefly mention David Michôd if you are lucky.


 


CINNAMON


I shall sing of dogs.


 


HELEN


This episode was all about film!


 


FADE OUT