Vanity Project

Episode 9: Role Models Inc.; or, A Gentleman Doesn’t Sing and Tell
1. EXT/INT. LENIN SHIPYARD. BLOOD RED SKY
WE OPEN on a woman, HELEN (36), beautiful, fairylike yet somehow regal, speaking into a microphone.
HELEN
This episode is all about film!
FRANCIS
I shall speak only of dogs.
ROSS
I, too, shall speak of dogs but also of role models
and curated obituary delivery as a service. I might
briefly mention David Michôd if you are lucky.
CINNAMON
I shall sing of dogs.
HELEN
This episode was all about film!
FADE OUT