Vanity Project

Vanity Project


Latest Episodes

Episode 16: Pane di Covid; or, What to Expect When You’re Unhinging
May 04, 2025

With the reciprocal intervention orders from The Tiff still in effect, theyve gone remote again this week. The sound is always shitty over Riversideas I believe Captain Handsomes favourite band Tra

Episode 15: Helen–Gary Helen–Ross; or, Subtext Is for Closers
April 27, 2025

This week, Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsomeback together after what Page Six has labelled The Tiffare joined by a mystery guest! Who could it be? Is there perhaps an unnecessarily crypt

Episode 14: Glory Hatch; or, The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a 99.4-odd Batting Average
April 13, 2025

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and dont forget your vegan sandals cause its hot out there today! Its hot out there every day; what is this, the Jagajaga Federal Electorate? Not hardly, but it is t

Episode 13: Consumer Affairs’ Most Wanted; or, Apnoeite for Reconstruction
April 06, 2025

No man is an island, even Captain Handsome, who recently returned from an island and would now very much like to be one but has instead settled for erecting a set of boundaries around himself as thoug

Episode 12: You’ve Gotta Be Judicious With Lube; or, Kill the John Butler in Your Head With the Knife He Forged
March 30, 2025

Finally back in Captain Handsomes home office/studio/Idi Amin shrine after two weeks spent hitting, smashing, beckoning, summoning, upsizing, vaccinating, and otherwising, our intrepid hosts are fres

Episode 11: A Very Special Episode; or, Please Send Help
March 23, 2025

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Episode 10: Travis of Nazareth; or, Manifest Density
March 16, 2025

This week, our heroes are fearlessly testing the limits of remote recording technology. As will be apparent, Beautiful Fairy Princess has opted to record in an abandoned grain silo, whereas Captain Ha

Episode 9: Role Models Inc.; or, A Gentleman Doesn’t Sing and Tell
March 09, 2025

1. EXT/INT. LENIN SHIPYARD. BLOOD RED SKY - - WE OPEN on a woman, HELEN (36), beautiful, fairylike yet somehow regal, speaking into a microphone. - HELEN This episode is all about film! F

Episode 8: Lolito; or, Private Eyes are Apple Watching You
March 02, 2025

Meatloaf assures us that 2 out of 3 aint bad, but can he be trusted? Neither Uber nor those responsible for the Net Promoter Score seem to think so, with the former suggesting that anything under 4.7

Episode 7: Kentucky Fried Chatham House Rule; or, To All the Things We’ve Loathed Before
February 23, 2025

Hopped up on Quartiers d'Orange and sundry other entremets from the local footy, Beautiful Fairy Princess seeks routine from a smartwatch in the lead-up to the Masters Games. Will she, like Captain Ha