Lured by the undeniable architectural triumph that is the newly unveiled Feminist Wing at Floate Libraryit didnt take very long, eitherour prodigal heroes return to say things directly at each othe

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They call him Captain Handsome but his name was Elisa Day. Nicknames, huh. Where do they come from? Beautiful Fairy Princess seems to think that the answer is ChatDSV, which I understand to be both a

With the reciprocal intervention orders from The Tiff still in effect, theyve gone remote again this week. The sound is always shitty over Riversideas I believe Captain Handsomes favourite band Tra

This week, Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsomeback together after what Page Six has labelled The Tiffare joined by a mystery guest! Who could it be? Is there perhaps an unnecessarily crypt

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and dont forget your vegan sandals cause its hot out there today! Its hot out there every day; what is this, the Jagajaga Federal Electorate? Not hardly, but it is t

No man is an island, even Captain Handsome, who recently returned from an island and would now very much like to be one but has instead settled for erecting a set of boundaries around himself as thoug

Finally back in Captain Handsomes home office/studio/Idi Amin shrine after two weeks spent hitting, smashing, beckoning, summoning, upsizing, vaccinating, and otherwising, our intrepid hosts are fres

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This week, our heroes are fearlessly testing the limits of remote recording technology. As will be apparent, Beautiful Fairy Princess has opted to record in an abandoned grain silo, whereas Captain Ha