They speak of a man with fish for hands,a man who's addicted to crime .Your treasures are safe?Oh yes! In the safest place!Well for now then I guess you are fine...OR ARE YOU?!///tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us something!wapin7.com/rate

The Russian army sure know how to throw a parade - but was spending all that time changing coats and polishing penknives really the brilliant strategic manoeuvrer it first seemed?Join us this week as we turn on the slow motion camera to watch the...

Just like your favourite boomerang, we are back! Dust off your WAP-WAPPY-WAP Quote Book, plump up your favourite War and Peace themed pillow, pop on your velvet listening cape and get ready for Book 2 of the greatest novel of all time!We've had enough...

Vigorously boil your eggnog, put a mince pie in EACH hand, and get ready to experience yet another literary classic from Leo Tolstoy. This week we're digging deep into the Leo library to bring you one of the lesser-known Tolstoy classics - his Christmas..

You've finished Book 1 of War and Peace! Cue rapturous applause. Congratulations! Congratulations! You are amazing! Now what on earth happened?If you’ve been with us every step of the way on this monumental journey, or you’re simply a War and Peace...

Peel back that pre-diced pineapple pot, fill your vape with turkish vape juice, and pop the McTurtle™ burgers in the microwave, because it's time to celebrate!Join us this week as we reach an incredible milestone - the end of War and Peace, Book 1. It's..

It's dinner time at Nasty Nick's house and there's a politely sneezing architect at the main table... We know you'll find that hard to believe. "A lowly architect eating his dinner at the MAIN TABLE, WHY WHY WHY?!"  We're just as repulsed and sickened...

If you're familiar with British TV from the early 2000s, no doubt at this moment you have a shiver descending down your spine. As adrenaline floods your body and a scream emerges from your mouth, you'll be remembering Nasty Nick - the Big Brother...

What's the best letter you've ever read?  Well, multiply that by a relatively large number because this letter is a serious letter and boy does it pack one hell of a punch!But wait! Before you can read that special letter you'll need to dust off your...

We've been in the bedroom, and boy what a bedroom that bedroom was. Join us this week as we stand outside the bedroom once again, looking back at that closed door, remembering the endless columns and beguiling carpet.But as the memory of that...