SuddenlyAdverbquickly and without warning; unexpectedlyWill was perfectly summarising a chapter of War and Peace when suddenly Steve interjected and told him off for saying “‘suddenly” too much. Will, like the hapless General, turned purple with rage...

Goodbye, Darren, my old friendYou were a horsey to the endYou softly galloped on your sweet hoovesThe bravest friend that we could ever loseI have a vision, of you nibbling on some hayIn the skyWithin the barn of silence.Read the full eulogy:...

You'd be forgiven for thinking the beginning of the book was the beginning - oh how naive you are! 41 chapters in and now it's really time to get things started.The horses are primed, the ham supplies are looking good and the cannon balls have b

Do you want to be SUCCESSFUL? Do you want to be IMPRESSIVE, FAMOUS and ATTRACTIVE?Do you want to be heroically KILLED BY GRAPE SHOT?If the answer to any of these questions is 'YES I DO', 'PERHAPS' or 'NOT REALLY' then WAPIN7&

You know the saying, "War and Peace go together like birds of a feather". Birds have lots of feathers, you see, and a bird would not actually be legally called a bird if it had no feathers... Which is a lot like war and peace when you think abou

Andy Pandy, aged 20¼Tuesday 19th November, 1805Bilibin's house, Brunn, AustriaDear Diary, I'M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY SLEEP! Tomorrow I'm going to see the Emperor (finally!) and I'm going to tell him all about my amazing victory! I&apo

We've all seen The Mighty Ducks or that film with the bobsleighs or that one with all the karate kicking... You know how it goes. Just as it looks like you'll never be able to bobsleigh really well, or do the best karate kick at the karate kick

You know the feeling - you've got half a dozen flat screen TVs strapped to your horse, a sack of bargain quinoa on your back, and a massive smile on your face - you absolutely smashed Black Friday and now you're on your way home for a relaxing beef tea...

Your excitement is palpable; you've shaved, brushed your teeth and slathered yourself in the finest perfume money can buy. Holding your head high you take your place in the queue. You want that discount ham. You deserve it! You have a drink to steady...

Waging a successful military campaign isn't just about shiny buttons, impressive marching formations, and ensuring your troops are incredibly rested and relaxed. Sometimes you need an extra special something to turn your fighting boys into fighting...