Mel & Floyd

Mel & Floyd


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The Right Way to Make a Reuben
March 22, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Floyd and Gladys Join Mel to Fill in For Mr. Smarty Pants Who Is Still Basking in the Colbert Afterglow; Flat-Earther Cruise Sails Off The Edge; Misguided Repainting of Former Sacred Feather Store Leads to Discussion of Accept...

Bloody Marys Before Noon
March 16, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel & Mr Smarty Pants Celebrate Daylight Saving Time by Starting the Show ON TIME; The Tale of Pence & The Prime Minister [and His Boyfirend]; The True Meaning of “Minnesota Nice”;   He Is TOO Worth Impeaching!

Gladys Gets the Ducks In A Row
March 10, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Another Visit from Esty; Cowboy Tom Calls in from Witness Protection; Is Kraniak a Stephen King Villain?; Mel, Gladys and Smarty Pants Compare Their Levels of Funkiness; A Gilligan’s Island Seminar: Seven Deadly Sins Parable o...

Mel Has Raccoons in His Attic [NOT a Euphemism]
March 02, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel & Mr Smarty Pants Get a Big Assist in Their WORT Fundraising; Quote of the Week – “Why Be Superlative When You Can Be Above Average?”; Bernie as Super Fundraiser; A Visit From Esty; Real Life Mindless Minion Card “Scores”;...

The Trough Only Holds So Many Pigs
February 23, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel Gets the Levels Right!; Cowboy Tom Donates a Kidney to WORT; Dire Weather Forecast from Ames, Iowa Police Department; Wonderful Wombat Poop Poetry; “Orange Julius Caesar” Working on New Nicknames for Democratic Presidentia...

The Trough Only Holds So Many Pigs
February 23, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel Gets the Levels Right!; Cowboy Tom Donates a Kidney to WORT; Dire Weather Forecast from Ames, Iowa Police Department; Wonderful Wombat Poop Poetry; “Orange Julius Caesar” Working on New Nicknames for Democratic Presidentia...

The Picasso of Lies
February 15, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Declares a Comic Book Emergency; A Chimpanzee Escape and A Polar Bear Invasion; The Trump Tax Bait & Switch; A Farewell to the Martian Rover; The Glories of Heavily Processed Foods; And Other Random Topics

The L.A. Rat Race
February 08, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Unnamed Beer Makes Unfounded Claims Based on Unused Corn Syrup [Dilly Dilly]; State of The Union Review; Metamucillini’s Upcoming Physical; North Macedonia Joins NATO; Rats Running Rampant at L.A.

A Modest Proposal
February 01, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Modest Proposal for Dealing with Billionaires who Avoid Paying Taxes; Walmart Demonstrates Concern for Employees by Reducing Number of Sick Days; Facebook is So Good at Removing Fake Accounts that it Routinely Deletes 10 Tim...

Slime Eels in D.C. and Elsewhere
January 25, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Initiates a Discussion of The Weather; Talk About Taxes; Declining Support for The Dear Leader; The End of The Shutdown; Coming This Summer – The Wombat Pledge; Pants Inexplicably Pisses Off a Listener; Mel Cr...