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Mel Has Raccoons in His Attic [NOT a Euphemism]
This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel & Mr Smarty Pants Get a Big Assist in Their WORT Fundraising; Quote of the Week – “Why Be Superlative When You Can Be Above Average?”; Bernie as Super Fundraiser; A Visit From Esty; Real Life Mindless Minion Card “Scores”;...
The Trough Only Holds So Many Pigs
This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel Gets the Levels Right!; Cowboy Tom Donates a Kidney to WORT; Dire Weather Forecast from Ames, Iowa Police Department; Wonderful Wombat Poop Poetry; “Orange Julius Caesar” Working on New Nicknames for Democratic Presidentia...
The Trough Only Holds So Many Pigs
This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel Gets the Levels Right!; Cowboy Tom Donates a Kidney to WORT; Dire Weather Forecast from Ames, Iowa Police Department; Wonderful Wombat Poop Poetry; “Orange Julius Caesar” Working on New Nicknames for Democratic Presidentia...
The Picasso of Lies
This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Declares a Comic Book Emergency; A Chimpanzee Escape and A Polar Bear Invasion; The Trump Tax Bait & Switch; A Farewell to the Martian Rover; The Glories of Heavily Processed Foods; And Other Random Topics
The L.A. Rat Race
This week on Mel & Floyd: Unnamed Beer Makes Unfounded Claims Based on Unused Corn Syrup [Dilly Dilly]; State of The Union Review; Metamucillini’s Upcoming Physical; North Macedonia Joins NATO; Rats Running Rampant at L.A.
A Modest Proposal
This week on Mel & Floyd: A Modest Proposal for Dealing with Billionaires who Avoid Paying Taxes; Walmart Demonstrates Concern for Employees by Reducing Number of Sick Days; Facebook is So Good at Removing Fake Accounts that it Routinely Deletes 10 Tim...
Slime Eels in D.C. and Elsewhere
This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Initiates a Discussion of The Weather; Talk About Taxes; Declining Support for The Dear Leader; The End of The Shutdown; Coming This Summer – The Wombat Pledge; Pants Inexplicably Pisses Off a Listener; Mel Cr...
$12,000 Cash in a WalMart Bag
This week on Mel & Floyd: Why Are The Superrich Buying Fewer Yachts?; Madison Water Consumption Down in 2018 [Replaced By the Water in the Streets?]; Shutdown Blah Blah Shutdown Blah Blah Shutdown; Incomprehensible Hospital Bills; In Defense of Hair “D...
Government Shutdown Closes Mel & Floyd Graphics Department
This week on Mel & Floyd: The Ongoing Search for Non-Klingon Headphones; The Latest on the Government Shutdown & The Wall; The Real Scoop on Fake News; A Prescient TV Western From the 50s; Reprehensible Clergy Roundup; Mel’s Plan to Use Exercise Facili...
Look Who’s on the Moon!
This week on Mel & Floyd: A Renewed Effort to Repeal the Law of Gravity; Wax Replica of President Includes Yak & Squirrel Fur; Video of AOC Dancing Freaks Out the Angry Old Grandpa Party; A Gil Scott-Heron Reference!