Mel & Floyd

Mel & Floyd


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Wait, Pumpkin Spice Spam Is REAL???
October 05, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Visit From Esty; Not-So-Sunny Purdue Visits Wisconsin; China To Investigate Mel & Floyd’s 2nd Place Finish; John Ronson “Does Not Recall”; Reserve Your Tickets Now for “It’s Monkey Time – Live” With Mel & Mr.

Introducing Elmer
September 28, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants is Joined By the Mel & Floyd Universe’s Newest Addition, Elmer, While Mel is AWOL and Presumed to be Cavorting on a Beach With Flo and Gladys; No Word on the Status of Floyd’s Assignment; Subscribe to the Mel ...

The Global Climate Change Day Special Edition
September 20, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Enjoys His Loss of Anonymity But Nobody Enjoys the Loss of Billions of Birds; A Discussion of GM, California and Emissions Standards; Department of Agriculture Suggests Letting Slaughterhouses Regulate Themsel...

The Bedbugs’ Mission Statement
September 13, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Explains A Parliamentary Procedure Involving Physical Restraint; A Sleazy Maneuver in North Carolina; A Banjo Used As An Instrument of Destruction; A Profusion of Racial Categories in Virginia; Subscribe to th...

A Visit to the McKinley Presidential Library
September 06, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr Smarty Pants Rants About Giant Garages on the Isthmus; SCIENCE! at the McKinley Presidential Library; Obesity in the Military; Cats Vs. Dogs; Another Anti-Gay Crusader Comes Out of the Closet; Subscribe to the Mel & Floyd P...

Note to Floridians: Don’t Shoot At The Hurricane!
August 31, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Gladys Fills In For Mr. Smarty Pants Who Apparently Is On In-School Suspension Until He Finishes Floyd’s Assignment [Or Something Like That]; Whitewashing Of Baseball Players’ Photos; A Discussion of Burning & Falling Sofas,

All Hail the Mighty Leader
August 24, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Survey of the Latest “Wisdom” from The Mighty Leader; Link to White Nationalist Website Included in Justice Department Email; How Monkeys Compensate for Small Testicles; Australian Wombat Hunting; Also: Dogs, Super-Maggots,

Insider Tip: DON’T DRINK BLEACH!!
August 20, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Discussion of Mel’s Background in Advertising; The Orange One Focuses on Greenland [Future Tropical Paradise!]; New Rules for Mt. Everest; Subscribe to the Mel & Floyd Podcast on itunes and Never Miss Another Episode [Unless...

Orange Guy Approves of Mel’s Return
August 10, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel Returns from North Korea in Time to Observe the 50th Anniversary of a Beatles Photo Op; An Update on White Nationalism; Something or Other About “Happy Words”; Naming Mongolian Horses; Subscribe to the Mel & Floyd Podcast ...

Gladys Takes the Reins
August 03, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel is Away Helping Floyd With His Assignment so Gladys Steps in to Co-Host With Mr Smarty Pants; A Social Critique of the Crossfit Games; Democratic Debate Discussion; Republican Ronald Reagan’s Racist Remarks; Subscribe to t...