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How the Sausage is Made
October 26, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: The “Funny Boys” With a Live Audience – Ironically the “Live” Show is Broadcast the Next Day; The World’s Loudest Bird; All About Ruth Bader Ginsburg; Will the Free Market Tighten Your Lug Nuts?

Monkey Time Live, Read All About It!!
October 18, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Tries On New Identities – Smarty Slacks? Smarty Trousers?; Racially Charged Events in Wisconsin High Schools; Greater Sage Grouse Protections; Pants No Longer Likes Asparagus; Last Chance to Reserve Your Ticke...

Fascism Explained!
October 11, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Visit From Esty; Fitzgerald Chooses F-35s Over People; Shaman Walks Across Russia While Fish Are Walking Across Georgia; Smarty Pants Discusses His Take on Fascism; Reserve Your Tickets Now for “It’s Monkey Time – Live” With...

Wait, Pumpkin Spice Spam Is REAL???
October 05, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Visit From Esty; Not-So-Sunny Purdue Visits Wisconsin; China To Investigate Mel & Floyd’s 2nd Place Finish; John Ronson “Does Not Recall”; Reserve Your Tickets Now for “It’s Monkey Time – Live” With Mel & Mr.

Introducing Elmer
September 28, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants is Joined By the Mel & Floyd Universe’s Newest Addition, Elmer, While Mel is AWOL and Presumed to be Cavorting on a Beach With Flo and Gladys; No Word on the Status of Floyd’s Assignment; Subscribe to the Mel ...

The Global Climate Change Day Special Edition
September 20, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Enjoys His Loss of Anonymity But Nobody Enjoys the Loss of Billions of Birds; A Discussion of GM, California and Emissions Standards; Department of Agriculture Suggests Letting Slaughterhouses Regulate Themsel...

The Bedbugs’ Mission Statement
September 13, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr. Smarty Pants Explains A Parliamentary Procedure Involving Physical Restraint; A Sleazy Maneuver in North Carolina; A Banjo Used As An Instrument of Destruction; A Profusion of Racial Categories in Virginia; Subscribe to th...

A Visit to the McKinley Presidential Library
September 06, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Mr Smarty Pants Rants About Giant Garages on the Isthmus; SCIENCE! at the McKinley Presidential Library; Obesity in the Military; Cats Vs. Dogs; Another Anti-Gay Crusader Comes Out of the Closet; Subscribe to the Mel & Floyd P...

Note to Floridians: Don’t Shoot At The Hurricane!
August 31, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: Gladys Fills In For Mr. Smarty Pants Who Apparently Is On In-School Suspension Until He Finishes Floyd’s Assignment [Or Something Like That]; Whitewashing Of Baseball Players’ Photos; A Discussion of Burning & Falling Sofas,

All Hail the Mighty Leader
August 24, 2019

This week on Mel & Floyd: A Survey of the Latest “Wisdom” from The Mighty Leader; Link to White Nationalist Website Included in Justice Department Email; How Monkeys Compensate for Small Testicles; Australian Wombat Hunting; Also: Dogs, Super-Maggots,