We Hired a Sitter For This

We Hired a Sitter For This


Latest Episodes

Ep. 111 – Who cares about emergency room nightmares??
April 05, 2022

When your kid gets a gnarly case of Hand, Foot, and Mouth disease, there's only one way to get a little comfort: Pretend like it was more painful for you- The Parent. Listen in as we recap what it was

Ep. 110 – Who cares about anything??
March 16, 2022

Who cares about anything when world war three is on and poppin?? Who cares about anything when you just had an afternoon romp? Who cares about anything when your toddler is a terrrorist?? Who cares ab

Ep. 109 – Who cares about bumping uglies??
October 29, 2021

In a very spooky episode of who cares, Ross and Patrick over share about their own bodies, smooshing their bodies together (very sexy), trying to clean Frans undercarriage after epic dumps, and so mu

Ep. 108 – Who cares about literal or figurative trash??
September 23, 2021

This week Ross and Patrick take you on a tour of their current state which is chaotic, sleep deprived, and impassioned. Theyre all over the the place- from Bachelor in Paradise to calling a local cit

Ep. 107 – Who cares about capitalism??
September 16, 2021

Hello viewers! Have you missed Ross and Patrick? Well theyve missed you. In this episode, they discuss the albatross around all of our necks, CAPITALISM. Hooray! Did you know weve all been brainwash

Ep. 106 – Who cares about Patrick’s nitz??
July 18, 2021

We recorded another hot one in the office space. We went as long as we could before our tits melted off. Listen in as we kvetch about traveling with the child, Patrick's upcoming vasectomy, and "Aunt

Ep. 105 – Who cares about vaccine entrepreneurship??
June 22, 2021

Ross and Patrick care about the well being of the neighborhood and the world so please listen to this important episode as they embark on a new entrepreneurial endeavor that will create global healing

Ep. 104 – Who cares about vasectomies??
June 08, 2021

On todays episode, Ross and Patrick discuss vasectomies, doctors who reinforce traumatic patriarchal values, and then seamlessly segue into lifes minutia. Serving you classic Who Cares nonsense. Did

Ep. 103 – Who cares about bodies, embodiment, and sex?
May 31, 2021

On todays show, Ross and Patrick delve into life as parents and how different they feel about their own individual bodies- You know... Sexually. Pretty cool, right? Their lives have significantly cha

Ep. 102 – Who cares about babysitting??
April 14, 2021

We hired a sitter to get this one done so dear god please listen. Thanks for keeping us in your subscription queue!! We plan to be back weekly from now on. But we'll let you know next week.