We Hired a Sitter For This

Ep. 196 “Liquid Billionaires”
- Episode 196 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ recorded on July 7, 2025, with hosts reflecting on a successful comedy performance despite a small audience.
- YouTube channel viewership is limited to 17 views, risking a drop to 14 due to early episode cursing.
- Discussed themes in the ‘Ocean Gate’ documentary, highlighting safety negligence in underwater exploration linked to wealthy individuals and current political commentary.
- Patrick reflecting on his 22-year NYC journey as a sober companion, emphasizing the personal significance of the Kosciusko Bridge.
- Current coaching role aids financial stability while aspiring to transition into comedy and filmmaking, with detailed plans for Patreon discussions.
- Bespoke Patreon strategy includes direct outreach to 6 current subscribers and varying content tiers, such as risk story performances and yoga class for remote subscribers.
- Ross actively participates in family responsibilities, involving quarterly toy and clothing donations, facing logistical challenges with drop-off scheduling.
- Nostalgic discussions about past experiences, including reflections on childhood visits to Long Island, enhance personal storytelling throughout the episode.
- Exploration of British reality TV shows sparks conversation about cultural preferences in entertainment.
- Highlighted the need for improved audio equipment knowledge, referencing techniques from LCD Sound System performances.
Notes ️ Episode Details & Technical Setup (01:35 – 08:52)
- Episode 196 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast recorded on Monday, July 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM.
- Host Ross performed comedy at Grizzly Pair for six people and felt successful as a comedian.
- Recording split format with intro together, then separate segments due to scheduling conflicts.
- YouTube channel has limited viewership – 17 views that could drop to 14 with early cursing.
- Audio equipment discussion regarding square microphone technique similar to LCD Sound System performances.
Personal Life & Entertainment (03:01 – 04:27)
- Hosts watched ‘Naked Brits’ dating show on HBO featuring uncensored British participants.
- Discussion of British reality TV preferences, including country home shows and wealth-focused programming.
- Patrick working multiple doula jobs while maintaining podcast schedule.
- Ross mentioned spitting habit of daughter Franny after teeth brushing.
Netflix Ocean Gate Documentary Analysis (05:48 – 07:17)
- Watched Ocean Gate documentary about ‘liquefied billionaires’ and narcissistic wealthy individuals.
- Documentary explores generationally wealthy submarine company owner who caused deaths through poor salesmanship and safety negligence.
- Political commentary connecting documentary themes to current leadership and ‘death cult’ politics.
Patrick’s Early Morning Work Drive (10:30 – 19:46)
- Recording at 5:40 AM on Tuesday, July 8 while driving to Manhattan for client work.
- Working as sober companion/executive functioning coach for 9-10 years, helping clients with emotional disorders and neurodivergence.
- Crossing Kosciusko Bridge triggers 22-year reflection on New York City career journey since May 2003 college graduation.
- Bridge replacement project completed 6-7 years ago, previously was deteriorating brutalist steel structure.
- Nostalgic memories of driving to Long Island to visit ex-girlfriend’s family on weekends.
Career Transition Goals (21:36 – 21:36)
- Current coaching work serves as survival structure to support real passions in comedy and filmmaking.
- Goal to transition out of current work, planning detailed discussion for Patreon subscribers about work specifics.
- Past production assistant experience included overnight tape digitization when physical tapes were required for editing.
Patreon & Content Strategy (08:52 – 24:54)
- Bespoke Patreon approach with individual outreach to 6 current subscribers.
- Risk story performance content planned for $5 tier subscribers.
- Yoga class content offering for subscribers who don’t live in New York City.
- Two-dollar subscription level provides access to full episodes beyond the limited free version.
Family & Household Management (23:22 – 23:22)
- Ross manages quarterly toy and clothing donations, currently bags waiting in car trunk for two weeks.
- Blues Clues watch toy making repeated sounds from donation bags, creating mental distraction during drive.
- Bushwick free store available on Tuesdays for donations, but car scheduling conflict prevents drop-off.
Action items Patrick
- Record individual podcast segment during 5:30 AM drive to Manhattan (08:52)
- Record segment after teaching yoga class (08:52)
- Create detailed Patreon content explaining work transition specifics (21:36)
- Upload Risk story performance to Patreon for $5 tier subscribers (08:52)
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