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Ep. 188 “No Free Refills”
Also, remember you can follow both of us on IG where we do a lot of communicating: @itsrosserinmartineau and @itspatrick holbert
Lastly, I wanted to share the links to my special again. It’s on all the platforms and from what I understand I make a little more money if you buy it or rent it on Vimeo. I have zero clue if you’d then be able to watch it on a smart TV but maybe you use Vimeo anyway? I appreciate you checking it out, whatever service you try!!
Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd
AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ
Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph
Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy
Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC
YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20
Episode 188 Overview
Podcast episode 188 recorded solo by Patrick Holbert; Ross only briefly present. Originated on YouTube in 2017 as ‘Who Cares About Ross and Patrick.’ Plans to upload more full episodes and comedy sets to Patreon/iTunes.
Upcoming shows include Chattanooga, TN (secret show), Kingsport, TN (recovery convention), Atlanta, GA (Onward Theater). Patrick recording story for Risk podcast live show on June 26th in NYC; emphasizes comedy is accessible, despite ‘sober comedian’ label.Recap of travel to Rochester to open for Ian Fidance included canceled shows and new material creation. Performance pay affected (
500 planned,100 actual due to cancellations). Patrick faced allergies impacting performance, emphasizing need for family support during busy schedules and travel. Encouragement for Patreon support and feedback on content desired. Promoted documentary ‘Tom Portrait of a Comedian’ with screenings nationwide.
Notes
️ Podcast Updates & Format Changes (00:00 – 04:12)
Podcast episode 188 recorded with Patrick Holbert solo due to Ross’s unavailability; Ross briefly appears to say hello before leaving for errands.
Show originally started as ‘Who Cares About Ross and Patrick’ on YouTube in 2017, later became a podcast.
Episodes are available on YouTube, Patreon (full episodes), and iTunes (audio).
Patrick considers uploading more full episodes and comedy sets to Patreon and iTunes.
Upcoming Shows & Promotions (04:12 – 08:56)
Patrick is performing at several secret and recovery-focused comedy shows: Chattanooga, TN (secret show), Kingsport, TN (recovery convention), and Atlanta, GA (Onward Theater for Stand Up for Recovery).
Patrick is recording a story for the Risk podcast live show on June 26th at Caveat, NYC, and encourages listeners to buy tickets.
Patrick discusses the challenge of being labeled a ‘sober comedian’ and emphasizes his comedy is accessible to all audiences.
Travel & Performance Recap (08:56 – 13:01)
Patrick recaps his recent trip to Rochester to open for Ian Fidance, including travel delays, canceled shows, and working on new material.
Describes logistical challenges: canceled Thursday show due to flight delays, working remotely from diners and parking lots, and dealing with club decisions.Notes on performance pay (
100/show,500 planned, but Thursday canceled), and the impact on family time.
Health & Performance Challenges (13:01 – 15:52)
Patrick struggled with allergies (pollen, cats) during the Rochester trip, impacting his on-stage experience and energy.
Took two Claritin by mistake, worried about side effects but ultimately felt better.
Describes the physical toll of travel, poor sleep, and performing while feeling unwell.
Family, Support, and Parenting (17:18 – 20:26)
Patrick reflects on the importance of family support, especially from JoJo (Ross’s mother) and Papa, during his and Ross’s busy schedules.
Describes missing family due to travel, gratitude for help with childcare, and the challenges of balancing work, parenting, and marriage.
Shares a touching story about napping with Franny after returning from travel, and the ongoing struggle to spend quality time with Ross.
Patreon & Audience Engagement (22:02 – 23:25)
Patrick encourages listeners to support the Patreon to help sustain the podcast and family life.
Recently uploaded a full set from Zany’s Chicago to Patreon as an experiment; invites feedback from patrons.
Plans to continue uploading content (comedy sets, behind-the-scenes) and seeks input on what patrons want to see/hear.
Film Promotion & Social Media (23:25 – 24:56)
Promotes ‘Tom Portrait of a Comedian’ documentary, now screening in theaters nationwide; encourages listeners to attend, especially in Atlanta.
Reminds audience to follow both Patrick and Ross on social media for updates and content.
Action items
Patrick Holbert
Organize YouTube channel to make older content (e.g., ‘Who Cares About Ross and Patrick’) easier to find (01:24)
Promote upcoming Risk podcast live show (June 26th at Caveat, NYC) and encourage ticket sales (02:47)
Upload full podcast episodes to Patreon, YouTube, and iTunes as discussed (00:00)
Consider uploading audio of full comedy sets (e.g., Zany’s Chicago set, Rochester set) to Patreon and/or iTunes stream (22:02)
Continue updating Patreon with new content, including comedy sets and behind-the-scenes material (22:02)
Promote ‘Tom Portrait of a Comedian’ film screenings and encourage audience attendance, especially in cities where Patrick will be present (e.g., Atlanta) (23:25)