It’s Volcano Day in Pompeii and Peter Capaldi appears as the pater familiar of the Cambridge Latin course while Karen Gillan worships freaking lava monsters!!

A society comprising myriad chaps with matching axes and one single woman faces off against homicidal moka pots who secretly attempt to mate with their brain waves

Donna’s years of waiting for her favourite genocidal maniac finally come to an end, and half of us rejoice.

Raunchy photoshoots, the return of UNIT and a Cyberman plan as epic as it is absurd

A little further along the fourth dimension, we return to Doctor Who as presented in TWO dimensions.

Angelic Oddjobs, Kylie and handicap shaming. It must be Christmas!

A less racist, more trippy take on The Toymaker and ultimately a literal write-off

We rifle through our sacks and come up smiling

Super Jesus vs. The Second-Last of the Time Lords

The Master shows the world his balls