Doc falls into a ten-minute coma, circumvents some forgettable bacteria and introduces the Daleks to the perils of molten ice.

Snoring Silurians, unauthorised Earth ambassadors and the (temporary) deletion of Rory Williams

Two doctors refuse to regenerate, then get into some scraps, then regenerate after all. It's pretty great.

For funsies — and as an homage and/or parody that is impervious to lawsuits (please) — we play a few rounds of Doctor-Who-themed ‘Just A Minute’

Interstellar war, a lunar prison break and Roger Delgado's final appearance as The Master

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The Doctor toys with a kid's life and the Silurians return to our screens only to be beaten by a meals-on-wheels van.

Amy and Rory retire to the village that time forgot as they plummet into a cold star

Doc and Jo must escape giant graboids inside a jukebox while bureaucrats plot to put a pair of interstellar carnies out of business

Neither Vampires nor Venice feature in this episode.