Welcome To Patchwork

Welcome To Patchwork


Latest Episodes

Patch #115 - How Do You Find The Toilet In A Restaurant?
February 21, 2023

Christian kicks off this episode by wishing himself an early happy birthday and then asks Dion and Josh how they feel about receiving 'happy birthday' messages before their actual birthday. Does receiving an early birthday message change the sentiment? Or

Patch #114 - When Do You Save Someone As A Contact?
February 07, 2023

We're back for Season 8 baby! To kick it all off, Christian takes aim at Josh for giving him 1 hour to confirm he was available for a catchup before making other plans.Josh tell us about his frustration at some unsaved numbers in a friendly WhatsApp thre

Patch #113 - How To Handle The Heat
January 24, 2023

As summer heats up (or you're listening to this in winter and have got the heater on really high), it's time we taught you how to beat the heat!We start by talking about the moment we 'know summer has arrived', the ozone layer and how we fixed the whole

Patch #112 - How To Go Grocery Shopping
December 06, 2022

Grab a handful of canvas bags and a gold coin because Welcome to Patchwork is teaching you how to go grocery shopping.What prompts you to go grocery shopping? How do you manage your shopping list? What's your shopping strategy once you step foot inside th

Patch #111 - How To Recycle
November 22, 2022

In Patch 111, we rip the sticky tape off our cardboard packaging and chat all things recycling.We begin by asking ourselves why we recycle. Is it for the environment? Or is it to avoid the scorn of others? We explore why Josh goes through his housemate's

Patch #110 - How To Wait In A Line
November 08, 2022

In Patch 110, we cloak our jackets, skip the queue and talk all things waiting in line.We start by exploring each of our first instincts when approaching a line. Josh establishes the core types of line: single, mess and multi-stream, whilst Christian decl

Patch #109 - How To Declutter Your Home
October 25, 2022

In Patch 109, we roll around in the mud, feed from the trough and eventually discuss all things clutter and collectibles.We start by exploring how to best hide clutter in your very own home. Whether it's in piles, hidden in storage containers or blocking

Patch #108 - How To Send A Text Message
October 11, 2022

BUMP! In Patch 108, we make sure our phone credit is topped up as we step into the world of text messaging. Josh encourages Christian and Dion to become cryptographers as we try to text-spell famous abbreviations; we dissect swiping on a keyboard and many

Patch #107 - How To Get Dressed For The Day
September 27, 2022

From preparing the night before to cuffing your sleeves, Patch 107 covers the gamut of a morning dress up routine. Josh talks us through the first thing he does in the morning before putting on clothes; Christian explores the relationship between wearing

Patch #106 - How To Enjoy A Flight
September 13, 2022

Please keep your seatbelts fastened for Patch 106 as we teach you how to enjoy a flight! We start by covering what we pack in our carry on: Josh is obsessed with charging his devices, Dion has an interesting kind of neck pillow and Christian reflects on a