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Blights- Monster Friends
February 16, 2021
“There isn’t any more! What do you want me to do, slit my wrists? Wait, you’re a plant. I’m a vampire. Why am I feeding you blood? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?“
-Vampire Rick Moranis in the new gritty reboot of Little Shop of Horrors.
I don’t want to ruin the whole origin story here, but I will say this: Blights have the silliest origin and I am so totally on board with it. The plants come from vampires. How? What? Why? Plants don’t drink blood!
Blights are sentient diseased plants that want to take over the world, they’re basically if Groot played Audrey II in Little Shop of Horrors.
That’s a fun movie! So Blights are probably friends, right? Oh, but Vampires are bad. So maybe Blights are fiends.
Join Kyle and Alex as they try to figure that out on this week’s episode!
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