Today is the first day of our lives in a Puerto Rico that chose statehood with an "overwhelmingly" 97% of the 23% electoral population that got out to vote. Since in a democracy it doesn't matter if electoral population got out to vote by the millions or not, majority can be achieved by just one vote more than the other options.  So, we are ready! It took 20 years for Hawaii and 40 for Alaska to achieve statehood, so we can wait another 40 years, right?  In the meantime, while it's still a colony, it's me, Walo HD, running this political satire show.  When we achieve full statehood, most probably the host will be Stephen Colbert, or Bill Maher. So please bear with me while that happens. Puerto Rico chose statehood... Get used to it! So this show today it's not #NaciónChancleta, it's the #FlipFlopNation show.