We need a beer; weird sports that actually exist; Crazy News this week involves a fire hydrant, Arby’s, butt grabbing, a stolen ATM, a cockroach, ramen, and stolen genitals.

Rob broke his computer; New craft beers; Rob broke his garage door; new breakfast cereals; Crazy news featuring Christmas music, drunk at Target, yoga brat, cat lady, a snoring boyfriend, beer for Lent, and an inappropriate goat relationship.

We almost didn’t make it (again); New craft beers; Round Up in your alcohol; Crazy news this week featuring crab legs, fish sandwiches, nuts in salsa, rare coin machine, boxes wine, and good ol’ Barry Dawson.

We’re still alive; new craft beers; Apple Support call; Crazy news featuring a bingo brawl, Coldplay, Cheez-Its, a cougar attack, windy cocaine, vanilla extract, and urinal cakes.

New craft beers; Police giving free booze; Crazy news featuring action figures, fentanyl, duvet love, cranking it at Walmart, Wally the alligator, unsatisfactory pants, and a manhole cover.

New craft beers; getting money back from Microsoft; Crazy news featuring a drug mule, Mexican cop orgy, semen, a ferris wheel, Pringles, and an ugly woman.

New craft beers; Bucket of Nutella at Costco; Other weird stuff Costco sells; Crazy news featuring Florida Man, cigarettes, a doorbell licker, pizza assault, chicken tenders, and an MMA bad ass!

Happy New Year!; What Are We Drinking?; Beer and coffee make you live longer; Crazy News this week features a robbery, a dumb thief, an unappreciated Christmas gift, another dumb burglar, bananas, and inappropriate photos.

Last episode of 2018; What Are We Drinking?; Chicken songs; Home Alone danger; Crazy news featuring obscene birds and Alexa, balloon sex, weed burgers, bag of penises, sock fungus, and the mile high club.

We missed last week, and we’re sorry. What Are We Drinking? Not so secret Santa. Christmas dinner in a can. Crazy news featuring grease, a middle finger, ghost divorce, bacon machine, candy canes, and a brain transplant.