The Two Bobs episode 213 for Monday, May 8, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  
  • Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Stout with Chocolate, Marshmallow and Graham Cracker from New Holland. https://untappd.com/b/new-holland-brewing-dragon-s-milk-reserve-bourbon-barrel-aged-stout-with-chocolate-marshmallow-and-graham-cracker-2022-3/5018731 
    
  • Robert nursed a Braaaaaaaains Mango Cherry Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-braaaaaaaains-mango-cherry/4528939 
    
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• The Bobs and their wives met up in DC and drank all the booze!
  
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS isn’t nearly as boring at the coronation of King Charles III. The royal family is basically England’s version of the Kardashians only less slutty.
  
  • A woman married a ragdoll and had his baby. https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1757430/woman-marries-rag-doll-pregnant-brazil 
    
  • A man drained his family’s bank account and tossed stacks of $100 bills onto the freeway. Nobody told him that he needed to wait until he was inside the strip club before making it rain. Poor guy didn’t even get a lap dance. https://www.insider.com/man-tossed-200k-i-5-freeway-family-drained-shared-account-2023-4 
    
  • A man in Maine was arrested for ordering fentanyl through the mail. All he really wanted were potholders shaped like pizza slices but he needed to get his Amazon order above $35 to qualify for free same-day shipping. https://www.sunjournal.com/2023/04/29/auburn-man-arrested-after-receiving-shipment-of-fentanyl-in-the-mail/ 
    
  • A UK man was caught eating raw chicken off the store shelf. He must’ve been carb loading in preparation for the coronation. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12014071/Marion-Westfield-shopper-caught-eating-raw-chicken-leaving-customers-disgusted.html 
    
  • A Pennsylvania woman was caught prostituting herself at her hair salon. That explains how she was charging $200 for a blowout and why all her clients were men. https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/cumberland/pa-mom-caught-prostituting-to-undercover-state-trooper-at-hair-salon-affidavit/ 
    
  • A teacher showed up drunk to parent-teacher conferences before stripping naked and giving lap dances. It was the first time in the school’s history every dad showed up to conferences. https://dailynewsreported.com/potpourri/teacher-shows-up-drunk-to-parent-teacher-night-strips-naked-and-gives-lap-dances-before-being-arrested/ 
    
  
  

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